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The Moon Prince's Consort by umbrafix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
08 Aug 2025
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“I don’t see why I have to go,” grumbles Maomao as Xiaolan dresses her.
“Of course you have to go! You are the consort of the Moon Prince, my lady!”
Maomao has still not met the emperor’s younger brother. She almost doubts his existence. There is a slight curiosity in her mind as to whether or not he will attend this garden party. Though, honestly, she much prefers him as a spectral figure than a flesh and blood one.
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System Error : Wandering Cultivator Shen Yuan by Wistways
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2025
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Shen Yuan didn’t mean to become the cultivation world’s answer to “Florida Man,” but here he is: half-accidental hero, part unlicensed doctor, and full-time menace to public safety.
Featuring a totally smitten War God, 'creative' solutions to Airplanes hacky writing, Luo Binghe making friends and Shang Qinghua who really has had enough of these plot deviations. -
two paths diverged in a verdant wood by stiltonbasket for aurealucretia (Ozihel)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2025
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Shen Qingqiu’s daughter was born in the winter, six weeks after the Immortal Alliance Conference that should have parted her parents forever.
“On Baba’s birthday,” Hengxia said importantly, whenever Binghe reminisced about her arrival. “He was s’posed to win the conference, but he stayed home to take care of Xiabao and Mama instead.”
“Yes, I remember,” Binghe smiled, catching Shen Qingqiu’s gaze across the table. “It was the happiest birthday I’ve ever had.”
Or: a crossroads, a gift, and a timely reprieve, in the months before the Immortal Alliance Conference.
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10 Dec 2025
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End Game by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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When Shen Yuan wakes up, disoriented and immobilized in a strange bed, he thinks his poor choice in meals has landed him in the hospital. Again. The food poisoning must have triggered some sort of relapse, too, since the doctors have gone all out and put him on the really good meds—he can barely see, and he can't move his limbs at all.
In a strange stroke of luck, though, his doctors seem familiar with PIDW. But why are they asking about Shen Qingqiu?
(In which Shen Yuan transmigrates into end-game Shen Qingqiu without realizing it, and Luo Binghe takes the opportunity to show his new, apparently-amnesiac "disciple" what it's like to have a cruel and powerful Shizun. It doesn't go quite like he expects.)
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06 Dec 2025
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Fog Has Risen by meowoongi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2025
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Mobei Jun was born to be the cold, silent blade of the Northern Demon Kingdom. He had endless plans; plans that involved destroying the cultivation sects and making changes across the realms under the heavens. Forced to follow the plot, he must participate in the political game which eagerly awaited him.
The road to greatness would be much easier if Luo Binghe wasn't this way, though.Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Mobei Jun since birth.
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Boy Trouble, We've Got Double by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2021
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Lan Zhan stands there in his immaculate, cloud-patterned Lan robes, watching him calmly, one fist tucked up against his back. “I am betrothed.”
Wei Wuxian blinks. “Are you…” He tries to laugh. Again, it sounds inhuman. “Is this about last night? Are you mad at me? I only remember some of it, Lan Zhan. I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I’m sure whatever I did I was just—” He gestures uselessly. He remembers being warm in Lan Zhan’s lap. He remembers fitting snugly in Lan Zhan’s lap. Wrapping his arms around Lan Zhan’s neck. Nosing at his jaw. “…playing around.”
“This has nothing to do with you, Wei Wuxian.”
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22 Nov 2025
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Empress Shizun and the case of too many fucking children by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2025
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Thirteen years into their marriage, Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe are sent to investigate the activities of a group of demonic cultivators -and come home with a host of twelve demonic children in their wake. Having raised many disciples, Shen Qingqiu feels pretty good about their chances of success, but he and his husband might have bitten off more than they can chew...
Shizun, it's time for a strategic retreat to Qing Jing!
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19 Nov 2025
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i see it often, in those fleeing dreams (this water that runs to you from me) by skillissues
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2025
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Luo Binghe has been good to him so far. There’s no reason to be scared of him, even if the night makes him look so eerie. So, Shen Yuan takes a deep breath. “The woodshed has some kind of demonic energy around it, Luo-shixiong.”
“It does?” Luo Binghe doesn’t even glance at it. His eyes are doing that strange thing where they don’t seem to catch the light, swallowed by shadow no matter the angle. “Well, I suppose that would make sense.”
After spending three years away from Qing Jing, Shen Yuan returns to meet Luo Binghe—an outcasted, but sweet boy. There's something unsettling about him, and Shizun despises him, but Shen Yuan likes this new shixiong a little too much to care.
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黑白棋落下的痕迹; traces left by qi pieces by yiqie for aubreyli
Fandoms: 大梦归离 | Fangs of Fortune (TV)
10 Dec 2024
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“Did you find him?”
“No.” Zhao Yuanzhou’s breath shook on the inhale. “But I think he awoke on his own. The grove is empty. He might have wandered into the Dahuang, so I’m going to look for him.”
“He had to wake now, of all times? Could he not stay put? He’s a damn tree.”
// Years after Zhao Yuanzhou returns, he, Zhuo Yichen, and a dormant Li Lun are known throughout the lands as the Old Guardian Demons, hunted by their lessers for cultivation purposes. Zhao Yuanzhou isn’t worried, because he’s hidden Li Lun in a safe place—until Li Lun wakes, and finds himself in a world that demands his blood.
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22 Oct 2025
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爱不释手; never let me go by yiqie
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Mar 2020
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Wei Wuxian has certainly hoped so ardently in his two lifetimes, for so many different things, in so many different ways, that he could have summoned the demon to his front door with his bare hands. His eyes wander to Lan Zhan, settle on the back of his head, the blue-black curtain of his hair. Oh, how he has hoped.
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21 Oct 2025
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EUGENIDES (VOICE-OVER)
I didn’t know how long I had been in the king’s prison. The days were all the same, except that as each one passed, I was dirtier than before. I reviewed over and over the plans that had seemed so straightforward before I arrived in jail, and I swore to myself and every god I knew that if I got out alive, I would never never take any risks that were so abysmally stupid again.The camera centers on a young man in a solitary prison cell, his feet stretched out in front of him, singing a tune to himself. He looks over his shoulder and speaks at the camera.
EUGENIDES
I lied.EUGENIDES winks. A key turns in the lock, and he looks up as the silhouettes of two guards enter his cell. Fade to black.
The opening credits roll.*
The well-Bourne spy trilogy:
1. On Her Majesty’s secret service
2. From Attolia, with love
2.5 The Ormentiedes Ultimatum (spin-off)
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Hush, Don't Say a Word by waterwings for stillmadaboutpetra
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
09 Sep 2022
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Excerpt from local newspaper, January 10, 2016
A Killer Is on the Loose at Palmetto State. Are You Safe?
For a detailed re-telling of the gruesome events that gripped the Palmetto State campus over the past eight months, please see the pages below. But I beg you, dear reader, tread lightly. You don’t know what’s waiting for you, out there in the dark.
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15 Oct 2025
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"Maybe a marriage would be the way to go," Madara says eventually, half out of exasperation but also half because it wasn't actually a bad idea. Except for all the ways in which it was terrible.
"But not," Izuna says with a wrinkle of his nose, "with Hashirama."
"No," Madara says, holding back a laugh at Izuna's expense out of politeness even though Izuna will feel the full brunt of how funny Madara thinks the idea is. "There are, however, other Senju."
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06 Oct 2025
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Heavenly Delights by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2020
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Xie Lian doesn't think his virginity is a problem until Pei Ming starts 'helping' him find candidates to lose it. Xie Lian takes matters into his own (and Hua Cheng's) hands. Of course, his bad luck won't leave him so easily: after their first night together, all clues point towards Hua Cheng mistaking him for a prostitute.
This is probably salvageable.
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06 Oct 2025
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a micro utopia born as the overture plays by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Lan Xichen pauses before he speaks. He often does. “A-Yao, will you…?”
There are any number of things that Lan Xichen might be about to say. He might be about to say, “A-Yao, will you cook breakfast while I bathe in the river?” But then, there is a gravity to his tone, and a flush on his cheeks. So perhaps it will be, “A-Yao, will you do that thing with your tongue?” Or even more thrillingly, “A-Yao, will you teach me how to do that thing with your tongue?”
Lan Xichen does not say any of these things. He says, “A-Yao, will you marry me? If we both survive the war, will you marry me?”
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Lan Xichen proposes before the war. Somehow, through the property of transitivity, Wei Wuxian becomes Meng Yao’s problem to solve.
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04 Oct 2025
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Hermione has never mastered Occlumency, so she blocks her mind with violent thoughts whenever she and Tom Riddle cross paths. One day in History of Magic, she accidentally thinks of his penis while she tries to come up with new torture methods.
'Trust Riddle,' Hermione thinks, 'to not bat an eye at maiming and murdering, but the thought of someone touching his prick makes him freak out.'
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02 Oct 2025
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“Still, if I knew you were coming I’d have put something on.” Wei Ying rolled his shoulders back. He had tied up his hair, but a curl of it escaped and clung to his damp neck. “This is no way to greet the chief cultivator. Sometimes I bring a shirt if I expect to run into impressionable maidens, but most days it’s just me and Little Apple.”
Five odd jobs Wei Wuxian took during his post-canon wandering, the people he met, and how he returned in the end.
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01 Oct 2025
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“Hmph,” Jiang Cheng says, when Wei Wuxian is finally finished. “Here I thought you already took your bows on some dusty mountaintop.”
Wei Wuxian laughs halfheartedly. “It was more of a hill.”
“Whatever its height,” Jiang Cheng says, louder, “why am I expected to attend a wedding for two people who’ve already been wed?”
(Or: two times Jiang Cheng unintentionally saved the Wangxian wedding, and one time he meant it.)
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- Part 1 of the yunmeng accords
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01 Oct 2025
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Ghost Roads by Moonsheen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 May 2020
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Sixteen years after the death of Jin Guangyao, the newly elected Chief Cultivator Jin Rulan arrives at the Cloud Recesses with an injured arm, thirty armed disciples, and desperate need for back-up.
Some spirits just won't stay dead.
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- Part 2 of A Troublesome Charge
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30 Sep 2025
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Wake Up, Little Miss Nie by Moonsheen, volta_arovet
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2021
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Even in his second life, Liangfang-zun keeps getting caught in compromising situations.
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- Part 5 of A Troublesome Charge
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30 Sep 2025