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    That was her nanny. Her son’s dowdy, sunglasses-wearing nanny, who dressed like a Victorian dominatrix and towered over both Harriet and Thaddeus. And she was wearing the slutty black gown that Harriet hadn’t had the courage to try on herself.

    “Oh my God,” she heard herself say.

    The nanny and her gentleman friend both turned to her, surprise blooming across their faces.

    “Oh shit,” said the gentleman friend, which was rich coming from the human incarnation of a marshmallow.

     

    Or, Harriet Dowling makes a deal with—well, not quite the devil.

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    01 Nov 2024

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    METAL ASFFFFF FUCK J LOVE WOMEN!!!!! Genuinely so. It's. The characterization is. Huh??? How!! So good! Im joy like what tje heck! It just. I really. I really love it. I love this to death. Very awesome

    Readthrough 2: had a dream abt this fic last night and had to come back to it. I just love it so much. Incredible depiction of love in all forms and provides such a hopeful ending. Crowley's character is incredibly thoughtfully done, and Harriet gets to live like she never got to in the source material. She's such an insightful analysis on repression and gender and sex, and she's such a refreshing female protagonist.

    Kind of wild that I feel the need to say this, but I really love how Harriet has no sexual trauma with Thaddeus. There's no room for it to justify her affair. It's just a story about two selfish people who have fallen out of love, and how one of them is able to recognize that and work to improve her situation.

    Love love love this fic so much. Porn but make it woke. Porn but the whole time you can feel the lack of romance in such a clear way that is so skillfully done. Porn but they're actually just friends and Harriet begins to build her support system, starting with Crowley. Please read

  2. Rec 92

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    The story of them has been told so many times that it starts to feel tired. Even they're tired of it.
    Anthy and Utena fight, then kiss and make up.

    Prompt: The most realistic reunion for Utena & Anthy.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    SHUT THE FUCK UPPP!!!!

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    "Rapunzel is lost to you. You will never see her again." The king's son was beside himself with pain, and in his despair he leapt down from the tower. He escaped with his life, but the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes.

    Anthy searches the world for Utena Tenjou.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Put me down

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    When Crowley is given the chance at a human life (birth to death, family, Free Will, the whole thing) he takes it. He does this, in part, to protect Aziraphale from being forced to take the same opportunity against his will.

    However, once Crowley is off on this metaphysical adventure, Aziraphale follows after him, retaining his memories but becoming human himself so that he can watch over his friend.

    Now the two of them are growing up together, one ignorant of their true forms and one all too aware of the strangeness of their situation.

    Before it's over, the series will follow the two of them through childhood and into adulthood, eventually becoming romantic.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    10 bro and it ate

  5. Rec 23

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    “Mm, I will say though, this is much more potent than smokin’ em. It’s so…” She lost her train of thought for a moment, staring at Aziraphale, the upturn of her nose, the low light from the lamp glowing warmly through her pale curls, “beautiful…”
    Aziraphale rewarded her with a laugh, “Are you still talking about the edible, dear?”
    Crowley flushed and pouted a bit when she realized how her sentence had changed direction midway through.

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    23 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Show this fic to a caveman and she'll go "unga bunga" (she cannot read)