8 Bookmarks by IJustWantToReadThings

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,206
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    10,671
    Kudos:
    25,529
    Bookmarks:
    5,061
    Hits:
    745,844

    27 Apr 2026

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    This is a series that alternates between Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,400
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    1,762
    Kudos:
    5,839
    Bookmarks:
    1,009
    Hits:
    171,283

    27 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    - Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

    Marlow: Please don't tell Roz

    Jane: O.O

     

    - Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -

    Lily: What the fuck is this?

    Hayden: Oh-

     

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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,044
    Chapters:
    53/?
    Comments:
    7,535
    Kudos:
    21,989
    Bookmarks:
    5,245
    Hits:
    748,085

    27 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,611
    Kudos:
    53,499
    Bookmarks:
    10,957
    Hits:
    361,201

    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “How can Montreal be snowed in?” Ilya asks. “They are not ready for winter?”

    “It’s Montreal, man,” Marleau snickers, like that's an explanation.

    Jane- 9:44 a.m.- Look on the bright side. If you’re stuck another day, you can come back here.

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    After Ilya leaves Shane’s apartment for the first time, he knows he’s on thin ice and at risk of falling into more serious feelings. He’s ready to put distance back between them.

    A Montreal blizzard has other ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,619
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    9,265
    Kudos:
    21,852
    Bookmarks:
    9,211
    Hits:
    1,036,583

    27 Apr 2026

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    And suddenly, filling his entire screen, Rozanov was grinning into the camera with a row of bloody teeth. His lip was split. When he wiped his mouth with the back of his bare hand, it came away streaked with red. He spat the rest onto the ice with an awful smile and a wink before getting to his feet.


    Jane: Can you stay in the dressing room?

    Lily: Are you asking or telling?

    Jane: You hate being told what to do.

    Lily: Not when it's you

    Jane: Stay.

    Jane: You looked really fucking good taking that hit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,089
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    808
    Kudos:
    10,499
    Bookmarks:
    2,601
    Hits:
    135,137

    27 Apr 2026

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

    --

    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,580
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    3,041
    Kudos:
    12,553
    Bookmarks:
    2,076
    Hits:
    288,964

    27 Apr 2026

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,155
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    4,819
    Kudos:
    26,555
    Bookmarks:
    6,192
    Hits:
    397,618

    27 Apr 2026

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