I_Already_Forgot
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Kyle and Cartman didn’t think their Halloween could get much worse than being forced to work the graveyard shift at their local convenience store. However, things take a rather dark turn when they suddenly find themselves being hunted by a terrifying creature lurking in the shadows. Trapped, with seemingly no hope of escape, the two of them end up forced to reveal far more than they’d ever anticipated.
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Through a series of poor decisions Kyle and Cartman find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered.
They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience sheds new light on their friendship. It leaves Kyle wondering if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to. -
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Chris made a promise and he intends to keep it. He's going to find Josh and bring him home, dead or alive, no matter what. He's going back to the mountain.
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Gob has never been particularly good at making decisions, or doing the right thing... or even doing the sane thing. The more Gob considers what he should do about the Tony situation, the more certain he is that he's going to make the wrong choice.
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Mac is finding out that since Dennis bailed on the gang for his fancy new life in Minnesota it's incredibly difficult to fall asleep. Due to the fact that Charlie doesn't want to stay at his own place because he's avoiding the Waitress like the plague, the pair find it mutually beneficial for Charlie to start staying over. Things get weird.
(This is mainly just a character study. Only shippy if you squint.)
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Wade tries to focus in. He needs to concentrate. He needs to do what he said and no more. Quick handjob. Bit of touching. Absolutely nothing above the belt.
He can’t fucking kiss Logan, because that’s not what this is about. They're infected with sex pollen, not old man kissing disease. Wade needs to behave himself. This is not open season on all his soppiest daydreams. It’s just one friend helping another out.
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26 Mar 2026
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feel the rain on your skin (no one else can feel it for you) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
25 Apr 2025
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“I think,” Logan swallowed, chest rumbling with more than just the low drawl of his own voice, “I have this need.”
Logan hadn’t noticed Wade was pacing until he stopped in his tracks, adjusting his bathrobe and flicking at the end of the tie with his distracting fucking fingers.
“You have a need? Should I get out my chart of Maslow’s Hierarchy? Am I not feeding you enough or something?”
“I need…I–” Logan wanted to explain what it felt like to be touched, how he’d gone too many years without it, how it made him feel more alive than he’d felt since–
“Sorry–hey, Loges–”
(Logan is systematically, yet unintentionally, un-touch-starved by Wade. Featuring: an almost healthy conversation about their relationship.)
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14 Mar 2026
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this is the greatest show (impossible comes true, intoxicating you) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
28 Apr 2025
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“Alright fucking fine!” Wade spat out, breathing harshly and stopping his squirming upon the realization that Logan wasn’t going to be moving anytime soon, “I was simply gazing upon you. That’s different from watching. Is it so wrong to admire my boyfriend from the hallway while patiently waiting for him to finish up with his… lonely old man self-care?”
Logan raised a disapproving eyebrow, stood up straight, placed his hands still on his disapproving little hips. He was silent, staring at Wade and waiting like a huge fucking bitchy kitten on an unsanctioned power trip.
“And,” Wade continued, unable to bear the cross of silence for more than thirty seconds, “It would have been morally reprehensible of me to barge in there and interrupt you when you were on the very cusp of reaching masturbatory nirvana, which we both know is a feat in itself seeing as you only learned what a vibrator is three weeks ago.”
(Wade returns from a job to find Logan jerking off. Naturally, Wade watches through the crack in the door. Unnaturally, Logan finds out, and isn't embarrassed. Instead, he fucks Wade about it.)
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11 Mar 2026
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glued at the fingertips by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
17 Feb 2026
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“Hey fucker–unfriendly reminder that you’re in my seat,” Wade leaned in to whisper the words directly in Logan’s ear, hot breath and all, “Go grab the cuck chair in Al’s room if you wanna join us for movie night this time.”
Logan grimaced, flicking his eyes toward Wade, fingers shifting where they were still wrapped around the neck of his soda bottle.
“Nope.”
Well that’s. Fuck. Wade was all sorts of fucked. He was fucked in ways he’d never been fucked before.
“Pretty please with a ‘i will fucking carve your balls out of their sack later’ on top?”
Logan didn’t even recoil at the suggestion, like he thought Wade was bluffing. Wade bluffed often and generously, but he never bluffed when it came to balls, and Logan knew as much.
“Seriously, Peanut, don’t make me get even more creative with my ball torture methods.”
(Wade's been putting off telling his friends that he and Logan are official. Logan forces the matter by stealing Wade's seat. And later, Wade becomes Logan's seat.)
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11 Mar 2026
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Logan and (mostly) Wade get caught up in a make-out session while waiting for the bus home after a quiet Valentine's date.
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