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    Dean has been hunting alone, with only his baby, his dad’s voice over the phone, and a mysterious handprint on his shoulder for company. But after he catches sight of a comet in the middle of the day, he also has a voiceless naked man in a crater, who needs clothes, teaching about the world, and to put the damn baby blues away. Dean knows he can’t afford distractions, but Cas seems pretty hard to get rid of. And besides, maybe having a friend will help with the debilitating loneliness in Dean’s chest. Or maybe Cas is keeping secrets, secrets that could change everything.
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    The Little Mermaid, but make it Stanford era deancas.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    “Fili,” Kili panted, surprised by the weakness of his own voice. “There’s too many of them.”

    “No, there isn’t,” Fili grunted, his sentence punctuated by the shriek of a dying orc. “There isn’t.”

    Kili’s arms screamed as he pushed another blade away. “I can’t do it.”

    “Yes, you can. Mightiest creatures in Middle-earth, wasn’t it?”

    OR,

    while on their way back from a business trip to Tharbad, Fili, Kili, Thorin and Dwalin are ambushed by a pack of orcs.

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    03 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    One night before Bilbo leaves The Shire for good, he remembers another time and the man who's song he still carries.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    “My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”

    Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.

    Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.

    –//–

    Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    29 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    Jiang Yanli has a hand on Jiang Wanyin's arm now, shaking her head and asking quiet questions that Huaisang can only partly make out. Other disciples are responding, and it must have got out that he wasn’t at practice because Meng Yao is making That Face - a reserved Oh Dear Young Master, This Humble One Is Disappointed Once Again that is covering for a You Little Shit that is only seen behind closed doors - so Huaisang knows he’s going to be in trouble later. The branches aren’t as comfortable as they were a second ago, so he might just slide down and head straight to the lunch hall, where the Lan rules will stall any yelling right up until the point where someone tells Lan Qiren. All bets are off then.

    Jiang Wanyin might just beat Lan Qiren to it, even if he doesn’t know Huaisang is around to hear him. He looks livid. Huaisang is just getting his hands and feet moving to begin his descent when Jiang Wanyin’s molton gaze sweeps the diplomacy students, razes the pavilions, and then locks on to Huaisang and begins to burn through his skull.

    Oops.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Lan Xichen pauses before he speaks. He often does. “A-Yao, will you…?”

    There are any number of things that Lan Xichen might be about to say. He might be about to say, “A-Yao, will you cook breakfast while I bathe in the river?” But then, there is a gravity to his tone, and a flush on his cheeks. So perhaps it will be, “A-Yao, will you do that thing with your tongue?” Or even more thrillingly, “A-Yao, will you teach me how to do that thing with your tongue?”

    Lan Xichen does not say any of these things. He says, “A-Yao, will you marry me? If we both survive the war, will you marry me?”

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    Lan Xichen proposes before the war. Somehow, through the property of transitivity, Wei Wuxian becomes Meng Yao’s problem to solve.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Batman dies saving Red Hood.

    Jason Todd doesn't agree with this outcome and wishes for more time.

    He wakes up, thirteen and earnest, in his childhood bedroom in Wayne Manor. Bruce is knocking at his door in an attempt to rouse him. Jason remembers this day. They're going to a Gotham Knights game later in the afternoon. Bruce's blood is still warm and criminal on his hands.

    ‘“Have you ever thought about that?” Jason murmurs. “Being rich in time?”

    He feels Bruce’s fingers carding through his hair again. “It’s the most precious commodity of all. It’s priceless. It’s the one thing that I wish I had more of. You don’t have to worry about that, Jay. You’re fifteen. You have your whole life ahead of you.”’

    Or, the one where being Robin never gave Jason magic—he was a little magic all along. Jason decides to do things a little differently the second time around. Wherein time casts a spell on them, and Bruce learns you can never forget or get away from the sound of someone who loves you.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    " “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”

    By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "

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    or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mind

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Bilbo Baggins has a secret. It’s a secret that all hobbits hold close to their chest, and would never speak of it in polite company. It’s a secret made present through the mandatory seven meals all hobbits must have.
    He’s hungry. So hungry, thanks to the small rations the Dwarves were serving out, that even that pale orc is looking particularly tasty. Well, it’s not like he hadn’t eaten one before but it’s just not respectable to do such a thing in front of company.
    But a small taste couldn’t hurt anyone, right?

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    11 Sep 2025

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    “First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”

     

    Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.

    Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    Hua-chengzhu has sacrificed his well-being for that of the bright center of his personal universe.

    Yin Yu can deal with that.

    Said unwitting center will not stand for this and immediately wants to rescue him.

    Yin Yu's happy to hear it.

    Unfortunately, His Highness's apparent issues with memory and direction strike.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Wu Ming is clearly here to become a supreme and what can Xie Lian do except weigh him down and distract him.

    Wu Ming might not want to see him at all and what will Xie Lian do if the ghost decides to drive him away?

    Wu Ming is better off without him.

    Xie Lian has only ever brought him pain and suffering.

    Xie Lian is the reason the ghost has died not once but twice.

    Yes, Wu Ming is better off without him.

    But Xie Lian has not come all this way just to leave him.

    Not when Xie Lian owes him everything

    Not when Xie Lian hasn’t even apologized yet.

    Not when Xie Lian longs so desperately to be near him.

     

    OR Xie Lian goes in search of Wu Ming's 'beloved' but ends up finding someone else instead.

    Now with Fan Art!!

    Now available in Russian!!

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Shen Qingqiu didn’t really think much of it. Sure, Luo Binghe liked to act like a little housewife, but that was nothing new; he’d been doing that since he was a teenager. And yes, he seemed to have something of a wifekink, but whether the wife in question was Shen Qingqiu or Luo Binghe himself seemed to depend on his mood. All things considered, there wasn’t really anything that made him question Luo Binghe’s gender. Why would he? Binghe was the stallion protagonist! Yes, granted, he was softer and more feminine in comparison to his original PIDW self, but that was just because he was happy, nothing more. As long as Binghe was happy, Shen Qingqiu was perfectly content.

    Of course, becoming complacent meant it was the perfect time for the universe to throw a wifeplot at them.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.

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    24 Jun 2025

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    "If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."

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    16 May 2025

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    The end of the journey to retake Erebor is harrowing. As Bilbo Baggins surveys the wreckage of what was once a group of the best friends he ever had, he wonders if it was all worth it. And then he wakes up.

    And wakes up.

    And wakes up.

    Caught in a cycle that centers on just a few months - those spent traveling with the Company of Thorin Oakenshield - Bilbo has to figure out how to stop time from resetting, and maybe, if he's very, very lucky, manage to change a few things for the better along the way.

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    16 May 2025

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
    ~
    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    10 May 2025

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    The gift of hobbits is a secret not known to dwarves. Bilbo’s gift saves the Company—repeatedly—and they don’t even know it until after Smaug is dead. But by then, just about everybody knows there’s a hobbit in Erebor, and the invading orcs decide to keep Bilbo and his otherworldly gift for themselves.

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    09 May 2025

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    The Ringbearers journey west to bring their hearts peace after being touched by the darkness of the Enemy. Bilbo Baggins finds that his heart lies eastward, instead.

    Or: Bilbo is given a chance to do it all again, and to chase his heart across the depths of time so that he may have the chance to save it.

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    07 May 2025

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    Bilbo wanted a family and then the dwarves showed up on his doorstep. It all worked out rather well.

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    02 May 2025

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