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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    the war of the ring begins. kili joins the fellowship and has to deal with his trauma when he doesn't want to. the hobbits are not helping.

    this wont make sense unless you read king Fili.

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    The races outside of the Shire assume Hobbits are bad at fighting and are helpless in battle. Thorin and his Compony learn this is hardly true through their Hobbit companion, Bilbo Baggins.

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  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    “No communication issues?” Thorin repeated, looking at the hobbit now with even more uncertainty. “You didn’t think to tell me that this hobbit only spoke his own language?”

    “A minor setback, really,” the wizard said, waving off the dwarf’s concerns with a smile. He squeezed Bilbo’s shoulder before clearing his throat. “Young Master Baggins, here, is the son of one of the Shire’s most proficient Westron speakers. He was exposed to the language as a child, although he hasn’t had much use for it in his lifetime so his skills have, understandably, diminished. But I have no doubt that, given the opportunity to learn, he would pick it up quite quickly. He is a clever fellow if I’ve ever known one.”

    (OR: Thorin needs a burglar, Bilbo needs a dictionary, and Gandalf needs a drink.)

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    Bilbo Baggins dies a day out from the shore of the Pure Lands. While his passing was not planned, he was not surprised. When the reaper leaves him to walk his path to the Garden alone, Bilbo comes to the conclusion no one would miss one little hobbit, so instead of heading down the path, he decides to go on one last adventure. He always had meant to make it to the mountain one last time, and now he has all the time in the world.
    In the halls of Mahal, thirteen dwarrow have no idea what is coming for them.

    Due to a sudden comment with embedded private photos that DO NOT NEED TO BE SHARED and the fact this fic is meant for underage readers as well, the comment section to this fic has become moderated.
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    20 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    fili survives but kili and Thorin don't. fili is drowning in grief so he's sent to live in the shire with bilbo. fili gets a look at shire culture.

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    18 Jul 2026