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Final Destination: Your House by G00d_m0urning
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Jul 2025
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You decided to watch Final Destination during movie night and suddenly all the dateables are avoiding you?
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Watching Final Destination made the dateables realize how dangerous they are to you and decide they never want anything to happen to you. Even if it means avoiding you.
(Inspired by @dorianswhat's tiktok)
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- Part 1 of Final Destination: Your House
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- English
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- 13,922
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 307
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21 Jul 2025
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Can't Seem To Cool Down by Maryonamaryona
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Jul 2025
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Absolutely obsessed with fucking the AC at the moment, how about you?
I personally love a good slow burn stalking so if you are looking for immediate action this is not the story for you. WARNING! This character is written to be unsettling and unwell, there are also mentions of obsession driven violence. If you can get down with that, welcome to the freak show! I'll be your ring master :)
Bookmarked by ImNotGoodWithUserNames1228
11 Jul 2025
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The story of two broken people, haunted by their pasts, fighting for their futures, and trying to find a little light and love in the darkness. Will they help each other heal? Or make each other worse?
A novelization of the romance between Astarion and Tav as presented in the game, from Astarion’s point of view.
The story here focuses on the highlights of the romance, streamlined or expanded where appropriate, and glosses over most of the rest of the plot to avoid this being 1000 pages long.Series
- Part 1 of Cold Blood/Hot Blood
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99,183
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 155
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- 324
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19 Jun 2024
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I gave myself a plot bunny and wrote all the characters in camp masturbating, thinking about Tav. So have a peek into their fantasies.
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12 Jun 2024
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“Every time I make love in your shape, you will know.”
There are two mistakes you regret more than anything. One, helping Astarion complete the ritual that changed him into someone you no longer recognize. Two, giving your body away to an incubus, an eternal pact from which you can never break free.
Haarlep has begun to take your form almost every night, making it impossible to forget your pact, impossible to forget the nights you shared with the man you once loved, all while a stranger ravishes you from beyond.
Only it isn’t a stranger at all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,060
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 2
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- 74
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11 Jun 2024
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"You will take no pleasure which I do not give you."
You've disobeyed your lord and master, and now you must be punished.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,665
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 151
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- 15
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- 3,927
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11 Jun 2024
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Lae'zel comes to terms with turning away from Vlaakith for good.
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18 May 2024
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Gandrel finds Astarion hunting alone and tries to capture him. Tav wonders where he's gone and decides to look for him.
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15 May 2024
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Filled with despair following Elminster’s visit and hearing of Mystra’s expectations of him, Gale knows pursuing anything with Elerra would not only be foolish, but also cruel.
And yet he cannot help but want her still.
Day two of GalemancerWeek hosted by @whirlinginroses on Twitter!
Prompt: Day 2, MasturbationSeries
- Part 2 of GalemancerWeek2024
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15 May 2024
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Gale accidently comes across Astarion and his lover in a rather intimate setting.
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14 May 2024
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He needs her. She is essential, a presence he cannot go without for more than a day. He wants to encase her in glass and keep her all to himself to admire and caress for the rest of eternity. He wants to hold her until they rot and their bones turn to dust—ashes mixing, they can finally be united as one.
Astarion’s darkened mind cannot function if it’s not filled with her, of his wants and dreams for their future. Sometimes he scares himself.
[This fic definitely needs some TLC, and I do plan on revisiting it after my current one finishes.]
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- Part 1 of The Descent
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,059
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 21
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- 141
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- 3,226
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13 May 2024
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This fic takes place somewhere in the act II. Tav and Astarion had their little hook-up after the tiefling party. It's another version of the unprompted confession he makes/the talk after meeting Araj Oblodra, discussing his trauma and his feelings.
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12 May 2024
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Astarion stepped closer, his hands finding their way to Lilith's hips. “We’ve danced around this idea long enough, Lilith.” He whispered, his gaze now firmly locked with hers. The tension in her body beneath his touch was apparent. Even though she was a muscular paladin, he made her incredibly nervous.
She swallowed. “What did you have in mind?”
He lowered his gaze, the light leaving his eyes. “Sex, of course.” He spoke with a rumble, his voice dripping with seduction.
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The first time Lilith and Astarion have sex (oral) - different from the game.
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- Part 3 of BloodOath
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11 May 2024
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Someone dared to try to lay a hand on you and Astarion finds out. He leaves Gale to comfort you while he goes and "takes care" of it. Or alternatively, Astarion is trying to show you he loves you in one of the only ways he knows how; by killing.
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- mentions of sexual assault/assault (depending on how you look at it), but does not go into a lot of detail
- crying/breakdown
- trauma responsesBookmarked by ImNotGoodWithUserNames1228
07 May 2024
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Set after Cazador was defeated in Act 3. Astarion was in the party walking the streets of Baldur’s Gate when he was groped and propositioned by a stranger. This leads to expected reactions from himself and the group. What becomes of him and the situation? Read and find out! There is smut towards the end. AFAB female Tav x Spawn! Astarion. Tav is not specified for race but is a fighter, so you can imagine your Tav in the place.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,632
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
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- 63
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- 5
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- 1,537
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07 May 2024
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“Oh, of course,” Astarion mumbled. Of course, Tav is with Gale again! Ever since they released the prisoners from Moonrise, those two have been spending more and more time alone together. Between that and the spat during the prison break, Astarion worried that Tav was slipping out of his grasp.
Astarion discovers what has been keeping Tav away from him, which in turn reveals a part of himself he thought was long dead.
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- Part 3 of Tav, a Drow Gloomstalker
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06 May 2024
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Evelyn finds herself without her usual tonics to subdue her menstrual symptoms just as the party arrives down into the Underdark. With no merchants in sight as of yet, Evelyn must endure the pains… that is, until her vampire lover offers a more creative solution. [Mild in-game spoilers for the Underdark]
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- Part 9 of In-Game Adventures of Evelyn & Astarion
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,436
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
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- 201
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- 44
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- 3,178
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01 May 2024
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[Mild In-Game Spoilers] Grand Duke Ravenguard has been captured and the group is seeking more information on where the Drow have taken him. Unfortunately, the plan they end up with involves the set of Astarion’s skills he despises most.
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- Part 3 of In-Game Adventures of Evelyn & Astarion
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28 Apr 2024
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Amongst the standard chaos of the Ancunin home, Astarion endeavors to have a private moment with his beautiful wife.
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- Part 4 of The Tales of Dadstarion & Mamalyn
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25 Apr 2024
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Tav saw beauty in Astarion he couldn’t have seen himself, even if he had a reflection to gawk at. She made love with a man who never thought he could have anything near it. Made all his red dreams come true, and then said: go on, make new ones, in whatever color you like.
Astarion never thought about being a father. Not before her.
Or: an angsty-turned-horny character study about the pale elf and his thoughts on creating new (un)life.
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- Part 2 of you were doomed but just enough
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,841
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 81
- Kudos:
- 377
- Bookmarks:
- 60
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- 6,065
Bookmarked by ImNotGoodWithUserNames1228
24 Apr 2024