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It's 1980-something and the eclectic band Astarion and The Misfits has enjoyed moderate success so far. But as the band heads out on their first national tour, lead singer/songwriter Astarion is falling apart.
His traumatic past is catching up to him and it's getting harder to hide his worsening cocaine habit from his band. The only time he feels something approaching okay is when he's writing music, or around his keyboardist and best friend, Gale.
Will Astarion be able to pull himself together enough to deal with his painful past and out-of-control present before it's too late to save his future? Or is he doomed to repeat the cycle and end up as just another tragic rock and roll cautionary tale?
~~ Step right up! Come one, come all! We've got: excessive use of the f-word! Shameless (fair) use of songs recorded after the 1980s, from many genres, that have been shoehorned in to fit the story (or vice versa)! Belly-flopping face down into all kinds of trauma like it's Scrooge McDuck's money bin! More flashbacks than an acid trip! Angst and longing! Romance and smut! A side of Halstarion! A side of Karheart! A main course of Bloodweave! A Spotify playlist, updated for each chapter! ~~
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Gale and Astarion have both been left behind at camp for the day. Gale is perfectly fine with that. Astarion is decidedly not. Gale thinks that's why Astarion is acting strangely, but he soon finds out that he thought very wrong indeed.
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It's been a couple of years since the end of the Absolute crisis, and Astarion and Gale are enjoying domestic bliss together in Waterdeep. Tonight, Astarion wants to try a new little bedroom game, and Gale is more than happy to oblige.
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Astarion isn't obsessing over Gale. He's just the only one who notices that he's not back at camp when he should be. Turns out Gale needs rescue, and Astarion is happy to help…for a price.
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Gale's out on the town tonight with all his old friends to celebrate finally getting divorced from Mystra. Unfortunately, the damned insufferable harpy won't stop calling him. Salvation lies in the form of a handsome stranger with silver-white curls who makes it his mission to get Mystra to leave Gale alone.
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Bloodweave Brainrot Discord 31 Gays of Summer by ImNotYourStar
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Sep 2024
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For the 2024 Bloodweave Brainrot Discord 31 Gays of Summer event.
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Just a short claw-length away, another hermit crab stares back at him. A male. His pheromones drift on the current.
This one is smaller and slimmer, shell so pale it almost seems carved from moonlight. With a body that's translucently white, the faint workings beneath his shell are just barely visible. A pump of blood rushing fast and erratic. Red eyes gleam at Gale, wide and startled.
Along the back of this pale one's carapace runs a thin, healed crack, discolored and jagged like an old fault line in stone. It tells a story of pain, when safety could not be found, when something vast must have crushed down upon this poor crab and ignored his shell.
Or what passes for a shell. Because this hermit crab seems to be in a similar predicament to Gale.
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Hermit Crab Bloodweave AU.
Bookmarked by ImNotYourStar
26 Jan 2026
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Astarion was a teen runaway, now in his early twenties as an established thief and burglar. Gale is a magic shop owner and a mark gone quite awry when Astarion catches feelings from afar instead of robbing him.
Bookmarked by ImNotYourStar
08 Jan 2026
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After the gang defeats the Netherbrain in the Battle of Baldur's Gate, an aimless Gale invites Astarion and Shadowheart to accompany him home to Waterdeep. The three are partway through the long winter's journey when Astarion is struck down by a mysterious enchantment that seems to make him think he and Gale are married.
Which is an absolutely ludicrous notion, in Gale's opinion.
...Isn't it?
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Bookmarked by ImNotYourStar
03 Jan 2026
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That Covetous Old Sinner by patheticfangirl for claymortal
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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As a paranormal investigator, Astarion is used to seeing strange things, but he’s about to have the strangest night of his life.
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Bookmarked by ImNotYourStar
02 Jan 2026
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Astarion consumes human blood because vampires must. He consumes human flesh because...well, he's developed a fondness for it. But when he joins forces with prodigious but troubled criminal profiler Gale Dekarios to apprehend the notorious Dark Urge, his carefully crafted existence is turned upside down.
Aka the one where Astarion is a serial killer down bad.
Bookmarked by ImNotYourStar
02 Jan 2026

