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    At some point during all their adventures and mishaps, Casey and Donnie end up slowly losing interest in April and instead start glancing at each other. Of course, a person's first ever romantic rejection takes a bit of a hit on their self-esteem, made even worse by the fact that Donnie's was already the lowest of his brothers to begin with, but perhaps it's a problem that none other than Casey Jones can fix.

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    04 May 2022

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    After the last near "tragedy" (or so the dwarves are calling it, Bilbo's about done with them), Bilbo doesn't cut his hair and instead lets it go long. Except now, now he's almost home, his dwarves insisting on escorting him back, and he's got long hair he doesn't know what to do with.

    When Thorin offers to braid his hair, Bilbo reluctantly agrees, if just to have something to remember the dwarf by.

    Except it doesn't do Thorin any favors. Bilbo was already attractive enough, and now there are braids. In his hair.

    And if Fili and Kili don't stop snickering, Thorin's content to return to Erebor without his heirs.

    Prompt fic. One-shot. Sort of.

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    22 Mar 2022

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    Kaz Brekker doesn’t care about anyone, not even himself. Or, at least, that’s what he’s convinced Ketterdam. The Crows know otherwise.

    AKA: five times Kaz cares about his crows and one time they care about him

    Chapter Four is based on "I want to be with you tonight" by whynotcherries

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    13 Mar 2022

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    She's been gone for sixteen years.
    But now she's home, and it's time for a little violence...

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    07 Mar 2022

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    All things considered he should be feeling pretty confident right now, but Viktor had a way of disarming him. He wasn’t just a person in the crowd; in the short amount of time they’d met he’d been forced to look, forced to bend and accommodate to him . He’d be lying if it didn’t leave him breathless.

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    06 Dec 2021

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