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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    When they pretend to be a couple

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Lonely bookseller and book restorer Aziraphale Fell, encouraged by an online friend, decides to advertise for company. He certainly doesn't expect the dynamic Anathema Device or her suave half-brother Anthony J. Crowley to answer his ad. As he and Crowley develop their friendship, it's impossible for him to escape his growing feelings.

    When Crowley finds himself persuaded by his half-sister to meet Aziraphale, he doesn’t expect to form a close friendship. As his emotions become involved, he wonders whether Aziraphale would be interested in more.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Cute. Wanna murder parents who treat their mids like Aziraphale’s did. Adore these two.

  3. Rec 69

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    One year is nothing more than a blink when your lifetime knows no time limit. Sometimes, however, even two immortals must learn how to live through the changing of the seasons.

    or: Aziraphale and Crowley move into a cottage, find out swimming is just like riding a bicycle, grow a garden in their backyard. Not in this specific order.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Beautifully written, post second coming
    The cottage, slow and sweet

  4. Rec 18

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    “So.” The stranger’s back straightened, turning his entire body towards Aziraphale. “What’s your deal?”

    “My… deal?”

    “Your deal,” he repeated. “You say you know blind dates all too well and yet you choose fifth wheeling over finding someone to bring along.”

    “It’s not for lack of trying,” Aziraphale objected, voice too frail to be convincing.

    The red-head tilted his half-drunk whisky with a nod. “Which brings us right back to your deal. Wanna know what I think?”

    “Oh, please, do enlighten me,” Aziraphale said drily, even as the corner of his mouth twitched. He settled further onto his stool.

    “I think you’re a romantic,” he said simply.

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    What happens when, in an effort to escape his friend’s well-meaning attempts at matchmaking, Aziraphale connects with a handsome stranger at the bar?

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Meet cute
    A night in the life

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    It's Christmas at the Maldives, everyone.
    (Well, it's a ten day Christmas wedding extravaganza at the Maldives.)
    (Erm, well, it's the wedding of Aziraphale's brother, the homophobic bully who saw the light, and it would be just so embarrassing to show up without a date. Thankfully, Crowley is a lovely, lovely friend. This is what friends do, isn't it? No fuzzy feelings involved whatsoever.)
    Pack your sun cream and your Christmas spirit, and get ready to party!
    (Well. Remember to avoid the zumba class at all costs. And don't get your feelings in the mix. Piece of cake.)

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    07 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fantastic “the somewhat pretend boyfriend” trope done exceptionally well. Great dialogue, adorableness abounds