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    Celeste Navarro:
    PAUSE.
    BACK UP.
    Did Jackie add Ilya to our WAGs group chat?

    Hannah Wilson:
    Is this even allowed?
    It kinda feels illegal.
    No offense, Rozanov. It’s just that you play for the other team.

    Ilya Rozanov:
    Is that…
    How you say? Double meaning?

    Celeste Navarro:
    HA!

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    Or the one where Ilya Rozanov has a minor crash out after learning Rose Landry is still in the Metros WAG Group Chat but he hasn't been added & now he must infiltrate the group because he is the ultimate wife.

    **This is a current WIP, but I hope to be posting updates every couple of days or so! :)

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Historic trades, a stroke of irreplicable genius by Ottawa's management, a confident gamble, and unwavering belief in their talent lead to Ilya and Shane being drafted at No 1 and No 2 to the same team.

    Or: the progression of Ilya and Shane's relationship as rivals to teammates to friends to lovers if they had been drafted to the same team, and the story of how Ottawa makes the rest of the league pay for letting them end up with the best two hockey talents in a generation

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander comes out before opening night and unleashes Shane Hollander Hysteria across the NHL.
    All-Stars circle like it’s free agency and he’s the only contract available.
    His DMs combust. Rival captains get bold. Hotel rooms get interesting. The league gets possessive.
    The Metros couldn’t care less because Shane keeps dominating on the ice while getting fucked in every time zone.
    It becomes the worst-kept secret in professional hockey: everyone wants their turn.
    Ilya Rozanov is handling this very normally.

    Or:
    Shane Hollander comes out and discovers that freedom can look like a lot of things.
    Sometimes it looks like sex in every time zone.
    Sometimes it looks like queer community forming around him across the league and far beyond it.
    Sometimes it looks like becoming the most confident version of himself he has ever been.
    And somewhere in the middle of all of it, one rival captain starts realizing he may have made a catastrophic mistake.
    Unfortunately for him, Shane Hollander is having a great time.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    The Boston team shows up in Montréal to give Ilya Rozanov the bachelor party he never had.

    A 5+1 fic about clubs, strippers, gambling, paintball, an all nighter, and the unfortunate discovery that once you become a housewife, you apparently lose all your hoe tendencies.

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    The Boston Raiders arrive in Montréal to give Ilya Rozanov the traditional Boston bachelor party, and Ilya discovers he is not the same man who left Boston, mostly because he now has a loving husband at home he is obsessed with.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Alphas and omegas can never just be friends. At least, that’s what the media keeps saying. They need to be something: rivals, lovers, etc.

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the press says, have a lot in common: both are top picks for their draft year and both are hockey superstars. Yet the press also says they couldn’t be more different, pitting the two players against each other from the start, as representatives of their classifications, alpha vs. omega.
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    Or a heated rivalry and a/b/o fic inspired by the idea often brought up in When Harry Met Sally, specifically the conversation of can men and women truly be friends?

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    25 Feb 2026