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His next line is...! by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Dec 2020
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Caesar debates murder and a life sentence. Joseph just wants attention.
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- Part 4 of Ships and watching tv.
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To dream of you would be a horrible fate if you were not next to me, no I will not cuff you to myself by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Gintama
19 Dec 2020
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Continuation of 'With the good comes the bad, so always carry a doggy bag' please read that because I dunno if it'll make much sense otherwise.
Hijikata has a bad dream, once again involving the silver haired idiot as most of a fated pairs dreams involve the other partner and their own wacky dreams. But this is not something Gintoki dreamed up and shared unknowingly with Hijikata. He chalks it up to eating cheese before bed and let's out a breath placing a hand over the swell of life within him.
Unbeknown to him there is something dark lurking just under their calm waters and it will not stop till it has what Hijikata is carrying.
Alternately, Gintoki soul goes for a walk against his better will and something dark and foreboding wants to get Hijikata. Of course being a main protagonist Gintoki will defeat said foe and be fine. Right? Right!?
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With the good comes the bad - so always remember to take a doggie bag with you by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Gintama
30 Nov 2020
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Based on the Ouija board craze in the Victorian era and a few episodes I watched of The haunted and many many other ghost documentaries. Add true mates/ soul mates into the mix and this is it.
I would read the notes so that you understand where I'm coming from. Sorry about their length tho.Hijikata and Gintoki are soul mates also known as true mates, although Hijikata thinks it's one sided on his part, but that might simply be because he's oblivious to Gintoki trying to court the damn Mayora bastard. Eventually they act like adults for a moment and solve their problems - only to face a greater and shittier one afterwards. Talk about shit luck. Follow general Gintama craziness and two adults with big cases of emotional constipation try and survive.
Sorry about them being OOC. It's my first GinHiji fic and I am trying.
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The unexpected twist and turns of everyday [HAITUS/ UP FOR ADOPTION 15042020] by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic
24 Sep 2020
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In a world of Magic who says that the impossible isn't possible?
A impossible predicament happens to Ja'far and he finds himself doubting the sanity of those around him, and lets not even mention Hakuryuu's psychotic mother Gyokuen Ren.This has been adopted by DarlingHanni here is the link to her work:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26650315Series
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Plant your lies in my garden and watch the weeds bloom by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Gintama
14 Sep 2020
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Based on a fanfic I read recently by Sweetysweetssugarytreats called 'A prompt never goes wrong... Or does it' . I like the prompt but I wanna make it daaaarker.
Okay so the prompt is:
Babies are born with milky white blood and as you commit crimes your blood turns darker. What I've changed is that your blood only goes black if you've killed a person. so Hijikata as a cop (a uk cop - so no guns) has not killed anyone, but Gintoki as mafia has, just to add that certain spice.[ON HOLD AS OF 22/03/2021]
I will get back to this story once I sort my shit out.
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Gintoki and Hijikata are dating and are coming to the point in their relationship where they want to bond. There's just one thing. Gintoki hasn't told his cop boyfriend that he is one of the 4 Kings of Kabukicho. And his cop boyfriend hasn't told him a secret that could change the face of their relationship. A journey of ups and downs all caused by a simple papercut. -
Pity the Flower by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2020
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Shang Qinghua didn't expect much after his death - maybe the answer to what came after. All he gets instead is transported into a rip off version of Greek lore and his shitty novel, PIDW. Its like he's in some shitty fanfiction or something! Now the System is breathing down his neck to go and bother the king of the underworld,but if Disney taught him anything it was that he was not going to like it, or well so he thought.
How was he supposed to know Hades was his ideal man! Damn you Disney and your inaccurate portrayal of the Greek gods and their drama in a story that is, well, a Greek drama. God Damn it.
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Freed likes to watch the history channel. Laxus likes to annoy him by speaking about aliens because and angry Freed is an adorable Freed. Or so he believes.
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- Part 3 of Ships and watching tv.
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Juvia wants to watch a film that was recommended to her by Mira. Gray isn't too enthusiastic.
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- Part 2 of Ships and watching tv.
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Zoro just wants to watch his favorite show in piece. Sanji is the devil incarnate.
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- Part 1 of Ships and watching tv.
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Changing of the seasons by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Apr 2020
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I was inspired by my horse molting, and I just thought how no-one is ever covered in horse hair (which frankly is impossible) on the show or in any of the other franchises even through Roach would molt her coat - even if she's a fine breed. So have a fluffy Roach shedding everywhere and causing Jaskier great troubles bcs an itchy horse is a horse that will use you as a scratching post and then, well your clothes will never be the same. Also for some reason whenever you have a dark horse you end up in light clothing for some ungodly reason so there's also a bit of that.
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A gift from the present to the past you. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2019
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Errr.
https://twitter.com/AlasseTasartir/status/1134032077425324032Twins go back and accidentally change the past. cuteness + shenanigans. I said I would write this and I was serious, plz don't be mad. I will cite the work like a mofo so that everyone goes and gets some of the goodness of the twin au.
I OWN NOTHING - NO CHARACTERS! NADA! ZILCH! I cannot express how much these characters are not mine.
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Terror of the little Lans by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2019
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!! MATURE FOR WANGXIAN!!
During a night hunt that the three juniors with the guidence of Wei Wuxian go on, Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling get de-aged by a mischievous fox spirit that de-ages both the boys into three year olds in both mind and form.
Enjoy shenanigans and burying small children in bunnies (and sometimes in the ground) also exasperated Jiang Cheng and parents Lan Wanji and Wei Wuxian.
Lan Qiren knows that this is just a disaster in the making.
Also comment below anything you want to see, cute babies Jingyi, Sizhui and Ling or some smutty Wangxian. But otherwise imma update some random shit and splash in some plot just cause.
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This too shall pass [ABANDONED 22/02/2021] by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2019
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Present time au. Yes thee will be ocs. This does contain sensitive topics - they do start based in China so *shrug* I just have vry limited knowledge of stuff like a vague knowledge of random shit. Also reincarnation. So summary here we go.
Wei Wuxian and Lan Wanji have been living peacefully , staying under the governments radar keeping their heads down. It's not like the world is knowladgeable of Immortals and would treat them well, so they stay hidden, moving around. But when a nosey neighbour reports them for being a gay couple does true terror come to town. Now misfortuante circumstances bring them to the UK to work under the Hellsing organisation, now kept to kill monsters they must figure out if these strange people (if you can call them that) are worth trusting as more and more goes wrong, and with a new life making itself known, they feel the pressure to not make mistakes again.
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Zoro doesn't believe in an afterlife - in rebirth perhaps, but ghosts, demons? He thinks people are just that desperate to believe that loved ones never leave and that all the evil or bad things that happen are the fault of demons. So what's a guy to think when his partner - a cool calculating person, desides that the mystery gang knock offs and legs for days would make a great addition to their almost cold case.
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Sanji left an abusive relationship (go him) and after a certain event has left the city to go to somewhere rural. He doesn't expect excitement and he definitely does bot expect to fall in love with a moss man.
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Twisted transistor (Truth behind the lies) by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: One Piece
28 Dec 2018
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Summary. Aw shiet.
Sanji was just like any other single divorced parent that was a cop. Well besides the whole pining after his sons English teacher (fuck u I took English its the only shit I can write about) Mr. Roronoa, but when mysterious bodies turn up and the trail leads back to a mossy head and co. can Sanji save both his love life and his son while trudging through the black smog of the underground trying to find the truth?
Pst. Hey hey. Would anyone be interested in reading a sort of hannibalAU that was a zosan? I have a vague outline for that (more so than this thing) pop a message in the comments below so I know.
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Beta'd by Tenebris131
This is my first work here, plz be gentle.Yuuri has had Viktor's child, without him knowing, and I 'spose what would happen if the oblivious Viktor came down and wanted to coach, not Yuuri, but Yurio, welcome to heart ache, angst and lots of screaming internally.
Summary was bad plz take look inside, trust me the story is better then this! XD
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The Moon and Stars within your grasp by BornToShipFireShips, Insertsomethingwittyhere, Tenebris131
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
02 Aug 2017
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Kageyama is a fable - a story. A Friend Hinata thought was in his imagination, but after re-encountering Kageyama, a Tengu so scarred from his short time among humans, that he pushes Hinata away.
But it wouldn't be all that interesting if it was just that, now would it?
Tsuku is a spirit, an object that has lived 100 years - a Tsukumogami. She knows shes the right one, the only one for Kageyama, and her desire is where the downfall lays.
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Music heals the heart; Silence eats him away by BornToShipFireShips, Insertsomethingwittyhere, Tenebris131
Fandoms: yuri on ice
02 Aug 2017
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CROSS POSTED ON WATTPAD Y'ALL
Viktor, a Lone father with his 4 year old son Yurio find happiness with the Nursery teacher Yuuri, but there seems to be a dark cloud hanging over Yuuri, a cloud that swallows all the happiness the male has ever felt. Will Viktor be able to protect him and will Yurio be able to hold everyone together?
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- Part 1 of The music of silence series - Viktuuri
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Viktor and Yuuri had the perfect life, but now suddenly they find it crashing down all around them.