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The Avgin are a clan segregated from the rest of Sigonia - their otherness sets them apart from others like the Katikins and those that now Call Sigonia IV their home.
This 'otherness' and their unwillingness to integrate into society has lead to a mass wave of curiosity from the scientific community - each expedition into the rolling dunes under the blazing sun ends in nothing but failure. In a last ditch effort the Intelligencia Guild has managed to send their cream of the crop - Dr. Veritas Ratio, teacher, scholar, brilliant mind and general headache for companies like the IPC who can't buy him out or buy his silence.Ratio thought that the language barrier between them and the Avgin would be one of the greatest challenges to get over - not finding himself embroiled in conspiracy after conspiracy as he tries to navigate both IPC politics and Avgin customs.
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Basically I think bby Mydei would have been chubby when he was little - Gorgo would have spoiled him rotten like he deserves.
Family hijinks and angst.
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Send a little love our way. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jun 2025
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Shang Qinghua has lied, cheated and stolen his way into being Peak Lord of An Ding (and it sucks) - he's put up with all the shitty ways his fellow Peak Lords have treated him (no better than a servant! He's married to the Mobei-Jun).
His ill begot position doesn't mean he's completly with no morals though, so he's made An Ding a nice place to work - there's suggestion boxes! His little Disciples can bother him whenever they can dig him out from under all his papper work! And! And! he's fitted out a system so that no weak Disciples go out by themselves (buddy system hasn't failed him yet) and that only the most hardy and unfazed Disciples go to Bai Zhan and other violent peaks with plenty of back up plans and escape routes planned.
But nothing ever stays the same.
Alternatively, An Ding goes on strike.
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In all things that matter; look to the side. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Apr 2025
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I work retail. I hate it, but the amount of married men that look to their wives when I ask 'do you have a reward card?' makes me laugh. So, here we go.
A little slice of life told via NPC.
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- Part 5 of Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life
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Only this and nothing more by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Feb 2025
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Was listening to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe read by Christopher Lee.
Happy Valentines. (^w^)All Viktor can do is remember, chasing memories long forgotten, basking in a suns rays long since burned out.
If he could only see it once more. Remember the way his name tasted, how it sounded.
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Take me back to Eden; the place where I was whole. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Feb 2025
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Death, Viktor thinks, was not the face he thought it was always going to be; the cold indifference of a faceless disease was now the heart wrenching face of his dearest partner twisted and torn in loss and anger. The beam hits him - and where he expects there to be a great gapping hole in his chest where his heart is, he finds himself whole and on the ground.
But, there is no commune and there is no Jayce. Only a white cloked figure, stooped by grief that jestures for him to follow.
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I think I just met my dad in 1985 by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Nov 2024
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Time travel has always been a dream for scientists. Right now its a headache inducing problem that's staring at him, his sister and his lover.
"So what you're saying is that I, in the future, mate and have children with Senior Kaveh." Ratio nods. The silver haired alpha looks dubiously at him. "The very same one that hates me. That doesn't seem very plausable" Ratio groans as he almost decides that he misses his parents usual stickiness, he always thought that his uncles had over exagerated his fathers moping about. Being subjected to the dull eyes and sickly pheromones makes him think they might have been underexagerating it.
"Can we get back to the point please." Alhaitham hums and looks back at his book.
Ratio can feel his blood pressure increase with a dull throb at the forefront of his skull.
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- Part 4 of Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life
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How to snag your almost but not quite genius boyfriend. Written and directed by Aventurine, guest appearance by Kaveh. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Jul 2024
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The title says it all.
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- Part 3 of Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life
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Fathers can never keep secrets from a childs Mother; how Dr. Ratio's father sold him out to his mother for a pretty please. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Jun 2024
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Dr. Ratio thought he was in the clear, but he should of known that his father was incapable of not telling his mother anything.
Which is why he now had the both of them sitting opposite him and Aventurine.
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- Part 2 of Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life
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Just a little by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 May 2024
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Aventurine's corner stone hasn't been the same since it's reassemble after Penacony. After a fight where he's had to use it he is unable to strip this mask away. Not sure about how long it'll take he goes to bother his favourite professor in hopes that he can help or -in a gamble all too favourite for him - drive the doctor wild enough to have him as he is.
Unknown to Aventurine the propagation has left its mark on him.
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8 PhDs cannot save you from Rhinopharyngitis Doctor. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 May 2024
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Dr. Ratio, Veritas Ratio - a man as steadfast as his marble counterparts does not waver, nor does he yield.
And he certiantly does not fall to the common cold... He gets rhinopharyngitis. He's a Doctor he should know, he has a PhD for it.
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- Part 1 of Ratiorine drabbles of their daily life
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Gintoki had hopped from place to place after the death of his teacher Shoyo, even if the old lady that found him had been kind enough to offer him a place to come back to, he still couldn't bare being on Earth. So he often leaves for months on end to escape his past. It is on his latest trip to the slums that he meets a fiery haired little girl and her quick to anger brother. Thier father gone for over a year and thier mother dying she clings stubbornly to any chance of her children escaping this hell hole. Even if it means entrusting them with a stranger.
Gintoki would have never thought that by letting his little tag alongs loose on Earth it would cause him such calamity.
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Neuvillette starts to feel odd during the night, unaware that during the little party the melusines had invited him to to celebrate he had ingested a drink that would later have consequences.
Heavy consequences.
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Lovable; without love by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Dec 2023
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- 983
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Leave as through fire burns under your feet by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Sep 2023
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'The heartless Duke raises the forgotten princess' is one of Kaveh's favourite novels, a book he would revisit in any down time he had or would simply start daydreaming about when work was slow. The only issue that Kaveh had with any of it was the Dukes evil fiance. Every bit the half baked villian, Kaveh had the pleasure of sharing his name with the cruel omega who tormented the mc. Every bit the evil step-mother. Perhaps it wouldn't of been so bad if novel Kaveh's death hadn't been so graphic after he leads the Duke to a downfall.
Which is why waking up as him is a sure flag for death.
Kaveh now has to contend with a stone faced puppy, a small child and numorus death flags while trying to piece together who it was that bought him here and why... and is it just him or is the little princess far more wise now than she was in the novel?
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Rebound by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 재앙급 영웅님이 귀환하셨다 | The Return of the Disaster-Class Hero (Webcomic)
25 Jul 2023
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Loosely based on canon events
Instead of 20 years away, Lee Geon is gone for 16 years. The blood mist event had happened 10 years ago had stolen half of Hugo's power, power of Apollo, God of Music, Poetry, Healing, archery and Prophecy. The loss of half his powers, especially his healing had been far more impactful than he had originally expected. Before Geon had disappeared Hugo and Geon had shared a heat before the fated red eyes battle, after a few months Hugo can no longer deny that he is carrying Geons child. Wary of the backlash or potential danger there could be if it got out that he was carrying a child of Geon. He uses Apollo's limited healing abilities to slow their growth to such a rate that he'd be safe for a decade or so before nature would take its due course and they'll be born into the world after the death of Geon has died down and he is no longer under the ever watchful eye of several of the saints. Unfortuantly, due to the blood mist and the loss of half of his powers he has to take a year to hide away, Libra biting at his heels - ironically it is Scorpio and Aquarius that help him hide his plight.
All those hardships and 16yrs later Lee Geon wakes up. STILL IN CREATION -
In your eyes I saw the stars by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 May 2023
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Belobog, although cold, is rather a nice place and the underground is a interesting place to stay and explore. After defeating Bronya's mother, Caelus, March and Dan Heng do a little more sight seeing and exploring around the city, Pom-Pom having begrudgingly let them stay for a couple more nights.
But even after the sealing of the Stellaron, Caelus still has nightmares - he ends up crashing in March's room more often than not, but even that seems to be doing little as the time goes on. It's not until he's standing in his room with one of Dan Heng's shirts that he finds a solution and the start of a problem.
Or alternatively, Dan Heng's clothes are starting to go missing. Caelus might or might not have something to do with it.
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The Mushroom that Kaveh was told to not touch, he touched. by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Apr 2023
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I am CrYinGINg. Why am I like this.
It's midnight going on 1am. Have some filth.
Tighnari had lectured Kaveh on the do's and don't's of mushrooms. Unfortunately, Kaveh had forgotten some of it and had daydreamed during the rest of it.
But it's not like any of the local mushrooms could be that bad? Right?! He just has to hope that he can live Alhaitham witnessing it down.
Basically, Kaveh eats mushroom, mushroom bad - Alhaitham's into it and apparently so is Kaveh.
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Darlin' I'm dying for a drink of you by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
08 Apr 2023
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Vash had a habit of falling in love far too quickly - he had so much love to give, so why not share it? He found that he could love shallowly and love deeply, but never in a way that shook his world; nothing that would change his experience in some cosmic way like Rem had said.
Until of course, it hit him like a truck one day - or well, Meryl ran him over with the truck.
After that everything starts to fall apart and come back different - in dreams and nightmares Vash lives a different life. And it all starts when he meets Wolfwood, and he knows it'll all end with Wolfwood.
But something is odd with this Wolfwood, he disappears every now and then, there's something he holds closer to his chest than his reason for leading Vash to July... Vash is curious about it and wants to find out what it is.
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Wishing that he might never leave by Insertsomethingwittyhere
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
19 Mar 2023
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