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    “This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.

    “What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.

    “Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.

    “Sorry, ma’am.”

     

    Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    "Alright, now that Tim's thoroughly convinced us all that he's a living GPS system,” Duke said, chuckling, “let's see what comes next, huh?" He plopped down in a seat next to Damian, nudging him with his elbow.

    Damian barely reacted, eyes focused on the list in front of him, his expression unreadable. Duke leaned over to see what was on it.

    “Harley Quinn – Presentation Title: Undisclosed”

    Duke raised his voice just enough to get everyone’s attention. “Alright, alright, I think we’re ready for the next one,” he said with an encouraging smile. “Harley, you're up.”

    Harley jumped up like a spring, her eyes sparkling with excitement. She had her clicker in hand, ready for the chaos to come. The room tensed, everyone waiting for what was sure to be an interesting presentation.

    “Alright, gather ‘round, kiddos,” Harley grinned. “You’ve seen me get loud and messy, but tonight? Time for some real talk.”

    The title slide flashed on the screen: “Lovers, Liabilities, and Little Red Flags: Why Your Exlovers Should Concern You.”
    The room froze for a moment.

    “Well, don’t just sit there—let’s dive in, people!” Harley announced, clicking the remote with an ominous bounce of her pigtails.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    Neira Stormchaser was once a slave on Tatooine. Having fled servitude to the Hutts, she had made a space for herself on Imperial Centre until she is handed a file regarding a particular person's insane accounts and expenses (who in the Galaxy crashes this many starships??).

    She would like the record to state, she is not paid enough to chase Dark Lords around their own Cruiser, whether they be avoiding her, bowing to a Depur or murdering incompetent officers and/or grumpy old men from the Desert. She is definitely not paid enough to deal with Kitster eating popcorn in the background or Kix's constant babying of said Dark Lord.

    Firmus Piett would just like a nap.

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    14 Nov 2021

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    Ch.8

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    The overworked project manager on the redesign of the Imperial Lambda-class shuttle gets surprisingly competent feedback from an unknown official on Coruscant. She promptly decides that anyone bored enough to do a technical review of their own free will should be found proper employment for their own good.

    Her correspondent has been missing the opportunity to tinker with machinery. It gives him something to do between hunting down rebels.

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    23 Aug 2023

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    Been looking for this ever since I first read it. Brilliant and hilarious, written by a subject matter expert (my fav!)

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    13 Sep 2022