Itneveroccurredtomeatall
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- Torchwood (25)
- Doctor Who (2005) (9)
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- Inception (2010) (8)
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (5)
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Five Days in The Garden by Itneveroccurredtomeatall for CledusSnow
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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It's old man (and even older man) gardening fluff!!!
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You Can Sit Beside Me When The World Comes Down by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
29 Apr 2025
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He turned his attention to the pair of silver candlesticks that held a place of pride on the mantelpiece. “The good Bishop did not save my soul for me to waver like this, but how could I not? Cosette is in such great pain.”
The, “and it was my God that did this,” was implied.
“What do you believe, Javert?” Valjean’s eyes were watery as he finally met Javert’s gaze.
“To love another person is to see the face of God.”
It was not an answer to the question Valjean was asking. Not really, but it was the most true truth that Javert knew.
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When Marius Pontmercy dies, it sets off a ripple effect. Cosette is consumed by grief, Valjean finds his beliefs unraveling, and Javert is left to pick up the pieces while wrestling with his deepening affection for Valjean.
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What Happens In The Bar Bathroom Doesn't Have To Stay There by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Oct 2024
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“Oh, look at the time!” Wade glances down at his wrist. “I’m late, I’m late for a very important date!”
“Don’t have a watch there, bub.”
“Well, thank you, Captain Obvious. I’d love to chat about my lack of a timepiece and maybe formulate a plan to get a sponsorship from Rolex,” Wade says as he backpedals out of the kitchen heading toward the front door as fast as possible without outright running, “but I’ve got a date, and you’ve got some cleaning to do! See you later!”
It’s not quite a date. Or it is. If you skipped every romantic part of the date and jumped straight to the getting sucked off in the bathroom part.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2024
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Spring by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Sep 2024
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“Logan,” shouted Wade, testing a theory. “Wake up. Get your hairy ass out of bed. It’s spring!”
“Fuck off,” said a muffled voice from inside the room. Definitely Logan.
“C’mon, peanut. The sun is shining! The snow is melting. Hugh Jackman may be from down under, but you’re not a koala, which means you don’t need or deserve 20 hours of sleep a day. Wake up!”
“I’m not here. Go the fuck away, bub.”
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- Part 1 of Be My Baby (I’ll Look After You)
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Perhaps, best case scenario, he might have seen Frank sprawled on the floor, clutching his ankle after a short but nasty fall. He knows all too well how the uneven floorboards could throw you off balance in an instant. It had happened to his mother. It had happened to him. It could have easily happened to Frank.
Instead, his heart practically stops for an entirely different reason when he catches sight of Frank. He’s not tied up. He’s not hurt.
No, Frank is laid out on the bed, his face flushed, his head thrown back, his eyes squeezed shut, and his right hand pumping his hard cock at an almost furious pace.
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Or, Bill accidentally sees Frank jerking off to one of his magazines. It turns out that Frank doesn't really mind.
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Kinktober 2024 by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
01 Oct 2024
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Be My Baby (I’ll Look After You) by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Sep 2024
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"they'll crush us if we go too far."
judas had voiced his fears to jesus of what their opposers would do if they didn't tone it down. it only fell on deaf ears. now, judas had to pay the price of that, and he does so alone.
perhaps, though, jesus knows more about it than expected.
Bookmarked by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
07 Sep 2025
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Le suicide manqué by LadySybille for groucha
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
31 Oct 2018
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Et si on se permettait d'imaginer une autre route que celle de la Seine ? Il aurait du sauter mais...
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- Part 1 of JAVERT APRES LA SEINE...
Bookmarked by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
14 Jul 2025
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Some people were born with a single word imprinted on their bodies. The final word their soulmate said to them, immortalised in their soulmate’s handwriting, permanent beneath their skin.
One said 'why'. The other said 'kiss'.
Bookmarked by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
20 May 2025
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Dammit by Breadvidence
Fandoms: Les Misérables (Dallas 2014), Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
23 Jun 2025
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Two suicidal old men with moral scrupulosity in a three-legged potato sack race towards domesticity. Dallas 2014/Brick crossover, all adaptation decisions arbitrary.
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03 Apr 2025
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Talia al-Ghul wants John Blake to suffer for all the trouble he's been causing for the League of Shadows, and she's going to use Bane to do it. But this is no ordinary revenge scheme; she wants John to be the instrument of his own torture.
And Barsad, well, he doesn't know why he cares so much.
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Bookmarked by Itneveroccurredtomeatall
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