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That's Not How You Act by missxiumore
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Nov 2020
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"Peter was fine. Other than having no memories, he was fine. He wasn’t really hurt, so it wasn’t like he was going to die or anything, and therefore it wasn’t that big of a deal, right? He could just keep this quiet so as to not worry anyone.
“No. I, uh, I’m fine, thanks.”
All Peter had to do was find out everything about his life before anyone discovered he had amnesia. How hard could that be?"
Or: Peter wakes up with amnesia, but this guy in a suit seems really worried about him, and Peter's too polite to mention it.
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that time the Avengers crashed Peter's school by kayylit
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Nov 2021
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“Dude.” Ned looked baffled. “The Avengers, man! The Avengers are coming here today!”
Peter blanked, rerunning Ned’s words through his daunted brain, grasping at whittling hope that he had misheard. He hadn’t. His hearing was perfect.
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The unabridged pancake experience by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 Oct 2022
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Pepper is pregnant. This has been widely regarded as a bad move. Many aren’t sure if Tony is ready to be a father – including Tony himself.
Enter one teenage catastrophe magnet in a red-and-blue onesie, who drags Tony’s parental instinct screaming from its bed and waterboards it, simply by existing. -
Tabula Rasa by cursedwritings
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jun 2021
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Fushiguro’s frown deepened. “Who are you?”
“I’m Itadori Yuuji. I’m your—”
“Boyfriend,” Kugisaki cut in.
Itadori’s jaw dropped so fast he worried he’d dislocated it. What. That was not what he’d been about to say. Teammate or roommate or friend, but not that.Or, Fushiguro is struck by a curse that causes temporary amnesia. No one takes advantage of the situation at all.
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Hierarchy of needs by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Feb 2024
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Tony’s eye is drawn to one candidate in particular. A kid wearing a suit he looks so uncomfortable in that it’s shooting straight past comical to just heartbreakingly endearing. Chewing on the nail of his thumb, his knee bobbing up and down. Drops his pen, and then drops his clipboard when he bends down to pick up the pen.
“Call him in first.”
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Or: Pepper is interviewing potential new interns, each one looking more nervous than the last. Including one pale but determined kid named Peter Parker. What he has to say is not at all what Tony had expected.
Spoiler alert: the kid doesn’t get the job.Series
- Part 1 of Return on investment
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How to fire your intern sixteen times in three days by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 May 2022
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Tony escapes Afghanistan, goes home, has a burger, goes to sleep.
When he wakes up, there’s a teenager he doesn’t know sleeping on top of him. -
Let's take Peter Parker down by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Feb 2020
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The Avengers really appreciate everything Spider-Man has done for them. Not to mention, they feel kind of protective of this – clearly rather young – new Avenger.
So, Natasha and Clint are in agreement: Tracing down that annoying Daily Bugle photographer Peter Parker, and getting him to stop harassing their spider-friend is the least they can do. -
Only suckers wear scarves by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 May 2022
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A story about coffee, carjackers, and co-dad management.
Spider-Man is unpredictable and chaotic, never says no to free food and seems to spend most his time directing traffic. This rookie is in desperate need of a chaperone. And Tony doesn’t want to do it, but he’ll bear the burden as gracefully as he always does.
Local teen Peter Parker never wears warm enough clothes, and can’t always sleep at home for reasons he refuses to go into. So if the Avengers really expect Sam to join their hippie-commune-cult, someone is going to have to look after this kid for him. -
Pickle Starburst by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Jun 2021
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One mundane evening, an awkward, wide-eyed teenager with strange enhanced abilities tumbles into Tony’s office and claims he is from the year 2017, twelve years into the future.
Tony doesn’t really do kids. Or whack jobs. So a combination of the two is a challenge.
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I am in awe. How does one write this??!
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Peter Parker: Therapist Extraordinaire by sakurasprigs
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Jul 2021
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Steve looked up, expecting to see his friend’s exhausted face, but instead found him positively grinning with a small paper lunch sack in his hand.
“You seem awfully happy,” said Steve in lieu of a greeting.
Natasha and Bucky chose that moment to enter the common room as well, wearing sweaty gym clothes and with messed-up hair. “Hey Sam,” said Natasha. “How terrible was the kid?”
“I take everything back I ever said.” Sam unrolled the top of the lunch sack and showed them its contents. “He brought cookies! You’ve gotta try one, they’re literally the best things I’ve ever tasted in my life.”
Aka, the fic in which Peter volunteers at the VA with Sam, who ends up practically adopting him and tells the whole team, making them all want to meet the fabled kid. Turns out, he might be a lot more familiar than they thought.
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details. -
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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
“Bring him to me,” Tony commanded. -
Dibs Not by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 May 2016
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Inspired by anon: 'AU where the airport fight ends in a minor debate over who has to take Peter home b/c he's literally too young to fly unaccompanied without fuckloads of paperwork.'
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The Apology by Blasphemmky
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Jun 2023
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Life doesn't like to give Theresa Lannen wins.
She remembers that the second a tour guide strolls into the office, an entire legion of school-age children trailing behind him.
Out of all the amazed, prepubescent faces, Theresa recognizes one.
The teenager from the lobby. Tony Stark's teenager.
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- Part 4 of S.I. Security Team
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matt murdock's (other other) side profession by darkerintheday
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Feb 2022
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“Matt,” Peter says, at normal volume because he knows Matt’ll still be able to hear him even if he was whispering, “are these just a bunch of shirts with the words ‘I’m not Daredevil’ printed in all caps?”
“I wouldn’t know,” comes the too-innocent reply from the bedroom doorway, where Matt stands with not an ounce of shame. “I’m blind.”
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The Friendly Neighborhood Watch by darkerintheday
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Apr 2022
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The Friendly Neighborhood Watch @FNWatch
In case you missed it, here’s a video compilation of all the times @RealSpiderManNYC’s one-liners were caught on camera. What’s your favorite Spidey quote? #SpideyQuote https://youtu.be/kgKhpDa8CMwSpider-Man (WITH A HYPHEN) ✔ @RealSpiderManNYC
oh my god SOMEONE finally appreciates my comedic geniusSeries
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an irrevocable condition by spinawren
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
06 Aug 2018
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Maria Elena Popescu’s apartment building might be a faceless grey dump, but it’s her faceless grey dump, and she’s proud of it. It’s small – three floors, and three very poky flats to a floor, except for the bottom floor that was the entrance hall and her own quarters – but that just meant she knew everybody who lived here, and liked them. Nobody was allowed to come in here and make it worse, or disreputable, not even tall dark and good-looking foreigners who reacted with an appropriate amount of fear when Maria eyeballed them.
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Convalescence by NarutoRox
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
16 Jan 2017
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Tony wasn’t entirely sure how it had happened.
He remembered the before, easily enough; the discovery of the HYDRA base in Canada, and the meeting with the team about it afterwards. The decision to let Tony do a quick flyby for recon before the whole team went in, and then the actual flight to the base. After that, though, everything was a blurry, pain-and-agony filled blank…
Until waking up in a strange bed with the freaking Winter Soldier looming over him.
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In which Bucky nurses Tony back to health after a mission gone wrong, Tony is a horrible patient, and Bucky wonders how Tony has lived as long as he has.
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Imagine Tony is separated from the team and badly injured during a fight with Hydra. Bucky, who hasn't yet been brought in from the proverbial cold, finds him and nurses him back to health, with Tony being his usual awful patient self. Once Tony's well enough, Bucky escorts him back to the Tower and moves in because he doesn't trust Tony to take care of himself. At all.Series
- Part 17 of Imagine WinterIron
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Jason had turned up at the Tower intent on leaving his replacement beaten and bloody and defeated in his own base. Call it a gift for Bruce to find later.
Except Jason’s plans had gone to shit.
Because Bruce was already there.
Or: Jason arrives at the Tower to find Batman and Robin in the middle of a shouting match. There’s not much he can do but watch (Titans Tower AU).
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Batman told him to stay away from the Red Hood. Tim would like it on record that it’s not his fault that Hood didn’t stay away from him.