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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    After a skirmish, Scout goes off to collect dropped cash for his teammates, and a horde of Medicbots surround him.

    What were they going to do…? And why were their hands stroking his hair all nice and gentle, while crowding in close…

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    It involves robot sex, guys.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    This is so much bigger than him, Koby realizes, like a bucket of ice water pouring over him. Five minutes ago he saw Luffy get unceremoniously executed by Blackbeard. He didn’t even get a chance to help. And now he’s years back in time, with a laundry list of very vague instructions about what not to do if he wants to prevent that, given to him by a ninja version of himself that kissed him on the mouth.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Waking up two years before their adventure even began was a surprise. The Straw Hats have to find each other again and make their way back to the New World and their dreams. Dealing with younger, weaker bodies and the weight of future knowledge they will find it's not as easy as a simple do-over. Every change has an effect on themselves and on the world.
    This story will quickly diverge from cannon. It will mix up, move around and ignore entire arcs. These guys are not looking for a boring adventure when they already have answers. What's the point in doing it all the same?

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    13 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Eighteen mercenaries. Nine clones. One devastating, catastrophic secret resting on Dell Conagher's shoulders.

    or, a Team Fortress 2 canon-divergent AU where the BLU Engineer, Dell Conagher, was ordered to operate his father's old cloning machine to produce the RED Engineer and the other mercenaries of BLU. It's hard to keep secrets when you see each other every day for four years.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    It’s difficult being a single father, but Nick does as best he can at raising his little girl, Kim, in a house on his own. With how much he works, he’s often worried about her feeling lonely- but thankfully loneliness doesn’t seem to be much of a problem for her with how many imaginary friends she seems to have. Nick has overheard her reading stories with her teddy bear, giggling and laughing as she entertains herself with a board game, and playing pirate with the ship in a bottle. Most children probably wouldn’t be found trying to strike up a conversation with something like a vacuum, microwave, or the hangers in their closet- but Nick just figures that his daughter is on the more imaginative side. As long as she’s happy and not getting hurt, what’s the harm? In any case, he loves hearing about the antics that Kim and her imaginary friends get up to. Though those friends may not be as “imaginary” as Nick believes them to be…

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    30 Aug 2025