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teenage boy vows to overthrows the british government, MI6 shocked by Itzfuntoscream
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
23 May 2026
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Alex was done with barely scraping through life, barely surviving another mission. And so, Alex Rider came to the conclusion he had no choice but to simply overthrow the british government.There was simply no other solution.This was definitely the most reasonable course of action.Truly the pinnacle of reasonable thinking.
In which a bank is burned down, Donald trump is murdered by a projectile sword fish before he ever becomes president (THANK GOD) and Alex comits petty crimes and felonies inculuding, but not limited to:
Malicious Damage by Explosives , identity fraud, impersonating medical personnel,impersonating police officers, arson, involuntary manslaughter, arson, voluntary manslaughter, arson, grand theft auto, aggravated assault, arson, Malicious Damage by Explosives , treason and espionage and terrorism (you know just the general federal offences :D) Malicious Damage by Explosives, and generally being a violation to the geneva convention, even when he isn't trying to commit crime.You know.Being a child soldier and all. Malicious Damage by Explosives.Oh and arson.
All of that in no particular order.
And then he goes home and plays Mario cart with Tom and Sabina.
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Finally Free. by Lynxx_x for maratjuana
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
25 Mar 2026
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The group of six make a promise. They said they would make little keychains of themselves and wear it around so they could find each other when they made it out the circus.
After the deletion of Caine, they find a portal within the circus that led them to the outside world. They said their goodbyes and left.
Pomni woke up in an abandoned building, removing the headset off her face. Her backpack next to her, just where she left it. Inside, A few old hair ties, her phone, an old power bank, a flashlight with batteries, and expired snacks. The power bank somehow worked, she plugged it into her phone.
The screen lit up.
“March 25 2026”.
How much did she miss?
She had to find the others.
(Yes, i know the show is set in 2017. It’s an au guys, just go with it 😭. ALSO, if im missing tags, please let me know.)
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08 Jun 2026
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Sometimes a story is only as good as its teller. Thankfully for Mikhail, the son of a wealthy oligarch, his new visitor is very good at his job.
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31 May 2026
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Luck of the Devil by galimau, Valaks
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2023
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In the wake of a death eater attack, Alex Rider finds himself in the hands of a very peculiar group of counter insurgents who seem to have no knowledge of the political hornet’s nest they kicked over.
Wherein Alex Rider’s attempt at diplomatic relations with one obtuse English organization has put him on a crash course with an even more frustrating one.
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31 May 2026
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Providence in Retrograde by galimau, Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
28 Nov 2020
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"Can you shoot a gun?" Alex said, impatiently holding the flaming Molotov a tad tighter.
The boy- Yasha he had said, looked pointedly from the shattered plastic remnants of the chair he was tied to, to the rope bindings he had literally burned off, to the unconscious guard he had beaten with a (now) broken Waterford Crystal vase.
"Cahn you?" Yasha challenged, critically surveying the Molotov in Alex's hand.
And yeah, that was pretty fair.OR
Apparently Ecuador was nice this time of year. Lots of waves, good Tuna fishing, yearly Evil-Maniac-Convention which somehow now involved immortal tortoises and the key to everlasting life.
At least Alex gets to steal a motorcycle, and a boat, and an entire island and an equally insane Russian Boy who (maybe) will set the world on fire.Bookmarked by Itzfuntoscream
30 May 2026
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Ian was twenty-four years old when his brother was assassinated, his sister-in-law became collateral damage, and a screaming wriggling bundle was deposited in his arms.
“We’ll need to open an investigation” Blunt said, “I need someone to run it”.
He pictured how his life could turn out, taking care of Alex in between missions, jetting all over the world to track down the bastards who orphaned his nephew, and-
-and raising Alex, actually raising him, ensuring that he was happy and cared for and loved…
That seemed like a far better way to honour his dead brother’s memory.
“Well, Agent Rider? What is your decision?”
Ian glanced over at Jones, knew that she knew what he was thinking by the slight upward curl of her lips, smiled, then turned back to Blunt and stared him straight in the eye.
“I quit”.Or, the one where Ian tells Blunt to go fuck himself, Alex is unwillingly drawn into the spy world at fourteen anyway, and Yassen finds a certain over-protective rampaging on-the-warpath uncle very attractive indeed.
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29 May 2026