J0hndave
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Good golly I have absolutely no memory of writing this johndave by J0hndave
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jan 2026
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Dave hangs out with john, hijinks ensue
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high school is hard living with things you hate and seeing others with exactly what you want.
also alternative titled: opposing wants[ discontinued / hiatus (?) ]
i had thoughts for this to add more but i just dont have it in me to continue this rn
series will be marked as complete.- Words:
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02 Feb 2026
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What is it with you, John, and talking about your exes?
(Oneshot in which John and Dave discuss their first kisses, and what happens next will shock you!)
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30 Jan 2026
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They’ll write it on your tombstone — Dave Strider, cause of death: stupid, wasted, cuddly dorks.
(Or: John’s drunk after a party, and the concept of personal space has slipped his mind. Dave gets a lapful of Egbert, and remembers what it’s like to trust.)
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22 Jan 2026
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You have to squint for a few moments before you can make out the foggy shape of Dave’s aviators.
JOHN: dave?
DAVE: jesus christ egbert you almost gave me a fuckin heart attack
JOHN: why- what are you doing here?He holds a thin black shape up to your face and it takes you a second to realize it’s a smartphone.
DAVE: you havent been online for 79 hours 45 minutes and 13 seconds
DAVE: you broke our streaks bro
DAVE: 974 days down the fuckin drain
DAVE: youre the most chronically online person i know and one day you just dropped off the face of the planet what gives
JOHN: i’m fine. or, i will be in a little bit. you don’t have to baby sit me.Dave shakes his head and places his hands on your shoulders. You melt a little into his touch—it feels like way too fucking long since you’ve had human contact.
DAVE: are you kidding
DAVE: john im not leaving now
DAVE: youre stuck with me for the time beingBookmarked by J0hndave
17 Jan 2026
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John Egbert is a high school sophomore with a hopeless crush on his classmate, Dave. The only things that divide them are popularity, and, well... the fact that Dave isn't gay. However, Jade, John's sister, says otherwise. At Jade's insistence, John forges a cautious friendship with Dave. But the one thing left unclear is, is he interested?
Bookmarked by J0hndave
14 Jan 2026