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  1. Rec 44

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    It’s been a few years since monsters had escaped the underground. At first, people were overjoyed when the monsters were getting rid of the mafia, thinking that they would finally be free.
    Only to have that glimmer of hope snuffed out as the monsters established their own mafia.
    You tried to stay out of it all. Kept your head down, paid your dues on time, never looked towards any sounds that seemed suspicious. This life was rough. Luckily, there was always a certain feline who always cheered you up.
    When your cat escapes your apartment, you’re beyond upset. Missing posters, posts online, asking your neighbors, you do anything to get your precious friend back home.
    As weeks pass, you begin to lose hope that he’ll ever be found, only hoping he found a home with a rich owner rather than thinking about the possibility that he's dancing among the stars right now.
    You nearly sob in relief when you get a call saying they found your cat. After talking to the stranger and agreeing on a pickup spot, you arrive with a smile, only for the thank you speech you had prepared dying on your tongue as you see just who found your fluffy companion.
    The very monster mafia who had taken over your town.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    YUMMMMMYTY YUMMERZ SO GOOD

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    You find yourself inside of your favorite shows and movies, but with some dark romance and male versions of your favorite characters.

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    16 Oct 2024

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    "how're ya such a klutz? Don' ya know how ta walk!?"

    "Shut it, Red! I was a ghost thirty seconds ago, cut me some slack!"

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    "Your girlfriend is a prick."

    "Excuse me!?"

    "You immediately accused me of trying to 'steal your man'. Bitch, I just got here! I haven't even spoken to him yet!"

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    "...Hungry! That's what I am! I'm hungry!"

    "how did ya not realize ya were hungry?"

    "I never had to eat as a ghost. I haven't felt hunger since I died, kinda forgot what it felt like."

    "...lucky.."

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    "THIS IS A SIMPLE TASK! HOW ARE MESSING IT UP THIS BADLY?!"

    "Easy for you, Edge! I was human before I died, I never had magic like you guys!"

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    "You're the one that brought me back to life!"

    "And!?"

    "And? Honey, God wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why."

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    "I don't know what's happening! I just wanted a shower and then this just...ugh!"

    "relax, hun. 's nothin' ta worry about."

    "Well what is it then!?"

    "ya heat."

    "My fucking /what/?"

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    "This Is A Bad Idea."

    "I've had worse ones."

    "...You Worry Me, Maiden."

    "Good."

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    02 Jun 2024

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    ❤️❤️❤️!!!

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    Sometimes it still scares you what you can get used to, in this world. By now, you welcome the sting of familiar fear — it keeps you sharp. And it means there's still enough of you left to feel afraid of what you're becoming.

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    An anxious burnout wakes up as a nameless moray mer, one of many spawned and doomed to die. They quickly learn the price of compassion and of company in the Coral Sea, and exactly what they’re willing to pay for both. The cost of their burgeoning inhumanity is harder to come to terms with... but at least they aren’t alone for it.

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    The self-proclaimed eldest Leech just wants to live quietly, please!! Life, family, and his own ‘interesting value’ conspire against him. Can’t someone humbly pursue a magic thesis and internally weep over their degrading morality in peace?? Ah, at least they have their very cute and kinda scary genius trio to dote on… Yes, hurry up and graduate to take responsibility for this shady ‘family business’, won’t you!? Enabling— um, cheering you on mightily! ( ु⁎ᴗ.ᴗ⁎)ु.。oO

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    22 Feb 2024

  5. Rec 64

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    〰˚✈︎ It's recurrent for you to be left feeling not good enough as a Muggle-born Hufflepuff. All you need is a little confidence...

    One might say that miraculously being transported in the Harry Potter universe would be a blessing, but what if it wasn't a coincidence? What if you were there for a reason?

    Note: Relationships are platonic only!

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    20 Feb 2024