14 Works by JackQuaker

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    Summary

    The true story of why Bilbo Baggins ran after the dwarves and joined up on their quest.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    580
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    Summary

    “I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.”

    “An adventure? I’m sure we have a younger lad or two who might indulge you.”

    “One of the younger lads, eh? To think I would live to see the day that Thorin of the line of Durin should sit back like an old gaffer when glory is on the line.”

    Thorin took several deep pulls from his pipe. “I have heard enough of glory to know it does not come without a price. I have responsibilities and can not just run off at the whim of a wizard.”

     

    An Unexpected Party Role Reversal

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    763
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    A retelling of The Hobbit in which Bilbo is Bella and she can grow a beard when even male hobbits can't.

    A tale of growth, love and self acceptance.

    Based on this prompt.

    (New summary as of 08/12)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,789
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    751
    Kudos:
    3,688
    Bookmarks:
    1,139
    Hits:
    90,112
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    Summary

    Dwalin and Bilbo have finally figured out their marriage. Now they just need to figure out the rest of their lives.
    Epilogue to my Keys universe.

    Or,
    The Place For Me To Dump All My Ideas That Won't Go Away Because I Love These Lumps Too Much

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,538
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3,263
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    Summary

    Dwalin's point of view from the beginning of the quest to the bitter end and beyond.

    Sequel (and a prequel) to Key to my House (Key to my Heart).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,177
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    493
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    7,783
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    Summary

    Jim had always thought that gazing lovingly would be a little less creepy and a little more... loving.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,145
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    Summary

    From the Star Trek XI Kink Meme. "I want Kirk to tape his thumbs to his hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. Spock is fascinated."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    713
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    Summary

    Spock moves to Earth as a child. Here's a look at how he and Jim meet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    518
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    Summary

    "It is a most illogical practice. I was given to understand, however, that the exchange of small, aesthetically appealing facsimiles of animal represented the giver's desire for courtship with the receiver in human mating practices."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2,753
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    Summary

    Title pretty much says it all. A bit angsty but with a fluffy, happy ending.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2,965
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    "It was the act of bodily union that achieved marriage, and after which the indissoluble bond was complete." -Laws and Customs Among the Eldar

    Marriage rituals are the one thing Dwarves and Elves have in common.  Hobbits do things differently.  Bilbo might have appreciated knowing that sooner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    750
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    10,001
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    Summary

    Running errands in Bree turns out much different than Bilbo could have ever expected when she gets caught in a rainstorm.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    2,060
    Bookmarks:
    330
    Hits:
    31,091
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    Summary

    Bilbo looked up at the brute in his doorway and felt his knees go weak. It was fear, obviously, as any proper hobbit would feel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    378
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4,701
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    When Dwalin had been a young lad, no more than 30 with whiskers little more than a hopeful wish, he had run away from home. He couldn’t remember what had caused such offense now, but Dwalin thought of that time as he watched the small hobbit sputter and fluster after the dwarrows in his house, eyes large and not able to fully hide his terror. It was with sympathy that Dwalin watched him faint at the thought of dragons and death and a quest that was far too big for this little creature.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    375
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3,507

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