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    You can only access the page if you're GAR. The Coruscant Guard decides to infiltrate it because they are tired of being ignored, and honestly? Their memes are way better.

    Or, the Guard saves millions of lives through stupid internet posts.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    A SI into Selyse Florent, later Selyse Baratheon. Refusing this time around to be vexed by a mustache, lack of indoor plumbing, and no more guacamole in favor of keeping her eyes on the prize: Surviving the upcoming Long Night and not letting Melisandre go Full Melisandre.

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    24 Jun 2025

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    Tobirama is dearly wishing he'd just sucked it up and slept in a tree. Until he isn't anymore

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    09 Oct 2023

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    “Consider how this looks. The Senju proposes peace at the height of their power. The Uchiha, already losing, don’t have the resources to match the Senju. If the Senju provides us with food and armour, the Uchiha must become subordinate. Is that what you think of as peace, Senju? Over at the Uchiha compound, we call that subjugation by the most powerful.”

    “It seems that there is only one possible solution: the Senju must choose a symbol to subjugate itself to the Uchiha to balance out the scales. For that role, I volunteer myself.”

    The wise ones know: fires can warm and not burn; and rivers, if given strength and permission, will carve the land.

    (Or, the one in which Tobirama becomes Madara’s concubine, and peace is won and held through neither power nor love, but food, water, clothes, and medicine.)

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    01 Sep 2022

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    The scent of blood was hot and sweet on her tongue as she peeled it open, saw weakly kicking legs, grasping fingers. Pale white. Corpse white. A naked little belly and lace-delicate ribs, shuddering desperately. A horrible gurgle.

    A little boy, she thought with crushing horror, eyes and throat stinging. A little boy, with a little hole in his tiny throat. Blood bubbled from it, air wheezed.

    Moaning low in her throat she tore open the water sealed pouched on her hip and tore her bandages into narrower strips. Shinomu had dropped to his belly, whimpering as the baby could not and nosing at sodden white hair.

    (Its hard to drown secrets, no matter how weighty they may be)

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    17 Jul 2022