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Galaxy-Saving Memes by musicmillennia
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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You can only access the page if you're GAR. The Coruscant Guard decides to infiltrate it because they are tired of being ignored, and honestly? Their memes are way better.
Or, the Guard saves millions of lives through stupid internet posts.
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- English
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- 3,152
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- 2/2
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- 17
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- 256
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23 Sep 2025
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Down a Rabbit Hole to Westeros by Lamia_Kuei
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jan 2023
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A SI into Selyse Florent, later Selyse Baratheon. Refusing this time around to be vexed by a mustache, lack of indoor plumbing, and no more guacamole in favor of keeping her eyes on the prize: Surviving the upcoming Long Night and not letting Melisandre go Full Melisandre.
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- English
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- 235,948
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- 48/?
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- 95
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- 4,126
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24 Jun 2025
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Tobirama is dearly wishing he'd just sucked it up and slept in a tree. Until he isn't anymore
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- 86,409
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- 60/?
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- 4
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09 Oct 2023
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“Consider how this looks. The Senju proposes peace at the height of their power. The Uchiha, already losing, don’t have the resources to match the Senju. If the Senju provides us with food and armour, the Uchiha must become subordinate. Is that what you think of as peace, Senju? Over at the Uchiha compound, we call that subjugation by the most powerful.”
“It seems that there is only one possible solution: the Senju must choose a symbol to subjugate itself to the Uchiha to balance out the scales. For that role, I volunteer myself.”
The wise ones know: fires can warm and not burn; and rivers, if given strength and permission, will carve the land.
(Or, the one in which Tobirama becomes Madara’s concubine, and peace is won and held through neither power nor love, but food, water, clothes, and medicine.)
Complete.
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- English
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- 324,839
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- 32/32
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- 2,389
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01 Sep 2022
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The scent of blood was hot and sweet on her tongue as she peeled it open, saw weakly kicking legs, grasping fingers. Pale white. Corpse white. A naked little belly and lace-delicate ribs, shuddering desperately. A horrible gurgle.
A little boy, she thought with crushing horror, eyes and throat stinging. A little boy, with a little hole in his tiny throat. Blood bubbled from it, air wheezed.
Moaning low in her throat she tore open the water sealed pouched on her hip and tore her bandages into narrower strips. Shinomu had dropped to his belly, whimpering as the baby could not and nosing at sodden white hair.
(Its hard to drown secrets, no matter how weighty they may be)
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17 Jul 2022
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How To Save The World With No One Even Realizing by IncompleteSentanc (Erava)
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Aug 2016
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Minato knows at the beginning of the week that it's going to be a hellish one. Mostly because it starts with the kidnapping of one of his two remaining students, only a year after they'd lost the first one. He just doesn't realize at the time that it's not going to be a hellish week - it's going to be hell for quite a bit longer than that.
It all starts with Rin's kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman.
A woman with cotton candy pink hair.
It only devolves from there.
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- Part 1 of A How To Guide To Shinobi Life
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- English
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- 27,695
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- 3/3
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- 54
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- 594
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07 Jul 2022
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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- English
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- 21,957
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- 6/6
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- 37
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- 859
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10 Mar 2022
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The Merciless Current (dragging you down and down and down) by Pleasedial123
Fandoms: Naruto
11 Apr 2021
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Haruno Sakura is adrift, pulled by currents she could never have imagined. Momochi Zabuza saved her from Gato and his thugs, but he may have plunged her into something worse; the Bloody Mist.
AU ending of The Ocean is Dark and Deep. Must read before this one or it won't make sense. Diverges after Chapter 10.
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- Part 3 of Dark Waters
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- English
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- 45,682
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 11
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07 Mar 2022
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Karl, a young college graduate from the east coast, takes off into the wild west of this magical fantasy world, intent on catalogging every story, myth, lore, and tale he can find. But a new story is weaving through his life as he constantly runs into two outlaws and their trouble- Jack 'Quackity' Kanoff and Mason 'Sapnap'. Even after they rob him, neither of the three can seem to keep away from each other.
On the run from the law, traveling across the grand, diverse lands of the west, and chasing stories (and gold) wasn't enough- they had to start their own story as well.
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- Part 1 of Time Forgotten
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05 Mar 2022
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When Tubbo’s friend Tommy is stolen away by the Winter Court, he refuses to let him go without a fight. Armed with his wits and a compass, he agrees to a dangerous wager: gather a charm from each Faerie court and bring them back before the winter solstice.
Everyone expects Tubbo to lose, to disappear into the clutches of another Court. But Tubbo plans to win, and bring his friend home.
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- Part 1 of Throughout the Seasons
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- English
- Words:
- 135,687
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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- 11
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- 2,022
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01 Jan 2022
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Vanya writes her first poem when she’s 16. It’s shit.
That doesn’t stop her from writing, though.
(Vanya becomes a well known children’s novelist/poet by the age of 21, underneath the pseudonym of ‘Vanya Pavlov.’ Her family is none the wiser.)
(Until they are.)
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23 Jun 2021
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04 Jan 2021
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Sentiment by Lightning_Strikes_Again
Fandoms: Blood of Zeus, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Oct 2020
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The cruelties of Zeus and Hera tangle the fate of Apollo and his mother, Leto, with the fates of Electra, Heron, and Seraphim. But sentiment ties their threads together into a strong familial bond.
Inspired by Netflix's Blood of Zeus (2020).
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29 Dec 2020
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Eren is 9 years old when he married his best friends. They all grew up and learned what marriage actually means but they all figured they'd never have to "get divorced". So far, they haven't.
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12 Dec 2020
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from the cradle to cremation by aloneintherain for resha04
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2020
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When people ask to see his quirk, Izuku throws out an arm and the invisible person floats objects into the air for him. When Kacchan comes near, the invisible person tickles his arm or blows air into his ear, warning him away.
The invisible person feels like his partner, a co-conspirator in this secret. A protector.
Izuku might not have a quirk, but he does have a friend.
Or: when a passing ghost protects Izuku from a group of bullies, everyone thinks Izuku's quirk has finally manifested. Telekinesis, just like Inko.
Partially inspired by this tumblr post.
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- English
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- 6,062
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 26
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- 197
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- 8,305
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04 Nov 2020
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The members of Team 7 and Team 10 open the first matchmaking service in Konoha and Iruka is their first
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- Part 1 of Prompts
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08 Oct 2020
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When there's nothing but the long way 'round by taizi
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
21 Feb 2017
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If it were anyone else, his tone would have been teasing, and the thoughtful lift of his brow would have been playful, and the tilt to his mouth would have leaned closer to a warm smile.
As it is, only bits and pieces make it through Kageyama’s careful repression, shining like irrepressible dawn through tiny cracks in a window shade, and Teruki blinks rapidly, something like sunspots dancing across his eyes.
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- English
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- 12,513
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 7
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- 488
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26 Sep 2020
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After being hit by a missing-nin's jutsu, Kakashi's chakra is never the same again.
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- 3/3
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15 Aug 2020
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Iruka was away for the night and his boyfriend, Kakashi, had volunteered to take care of Naruto for him, plus he's pretty confident he could help the kid with whatever homework he had.
Easy.
But again, this wasn’t what Kakashi anticipated. He expected struggles with multiplication tables or homework regarding parts of the nervous system, but this? Kakashi sulked internally. His plan to amaze his boyfriend’s son and friend now ruined because Kakashi Hatake could not fucking do art.
Anything but colored pencils, crayons, and all that artsy fancy.
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- English
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- 4,910
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- 1/1
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14 Aug 2020
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Iruka takes on a summer job at a bakery while the academy is out, and the Rookie 9, but especially Team 7, become frequent customers.
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- 4,911
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- 1/1
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- 18
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- 270
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08 Aug 2020