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    “Hello, sir. This is Ilya Rozanov from Greenmarrow Country Club. I think we spoke yesterday about cleaning your pool?”

    “Yes, hi! This is Shane. Um, Shane Hollander.”

    “So, Mr. Hollander, are you still interested in having your pool cleaned?”

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    older lonely househusband Shane needs to get laid and younger pool boy Ilya might just be able to help him out

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    08 Oct 2026

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    5 times Shane discovers a new kink for himself + 1 time he discovers one for Ilya

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    07 Oct 2026

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    This is an alternate universe where Ilya never did make an advance on Shane in that shower when they were younger. Now they're on the same team and have been the bickering best friends since the beginning of time. Shane gets kinda made fun of for still being a virgin so Ilya takes matters into his own hands at a house party. What Ilya doesn't know is that Shane is a freak that was just waiting to be released from his cage.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Bood: Oh god, not this again. I barely recovered from the last time.

    JJ: SHANE?

    Hayden: SHANE!!

    Troy: SHANE?!?!

    Carter: What in the actual fuck is this?

    Shane: …

    Ilya: Yes.

    Marleau: ROZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES

    Shane: Wrong chat.

     

    Or, Shane accidentally texts the group chat, everyone loses their shit, and investigation ensues to figure out who Shane is really texting

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    06 Oct 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    05 Oct 2026