JokerXII
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Cacoëthes by JokerXII
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2025
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"I won, Shizun."
A beat of silence, then, Shen Qingqiu nodded. "Not bad," his voice was even lacking its usual coldness. "You handled yourself well."
Six words. Simple praise that would have seemed faint to anyone else, but to Binghe, who had lived for years without a single word of approval from anyone, it was everything.
Alternatively: the journey from a girl to a monster for the man she loves.
Chapters 1-5 rewritten 6/7/2025
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The life and times of one Simon "Ghost" Riley.
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*weltschmerz*
n. Mental depression or apathy caused by comparison of the actual state of the world with an ideal state
n. A mood of sentimental sadness
n. A feeling of melancholy and world-weariness.
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a micro utopia born as the overture plays by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Lan Xichen pauses before he speaks. He often does. “A-Yao, will you…?”
There are any number of things that Lan Xichen might be about to say. He might be about to say, “A-Yao, will you cook breakfast while I bathe in the river?” But then, there is a gravity to his tone, and a flush on his cheeks. So perhaps it will be, “A-Yao, will you do that thing with your tongue?” Or even more thrillingly, “A-Yao, will you teach me how to do that thing with your tongue?”
Lan Xichen does not say any of these things. He says, “A-Yao, will you marry me? If we both survive the war, will you marry me?”
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Lan Xichen proposes before the war. Somehow, through the property of transitivity, Wei Wuxian becomes Meng Yao’s problem to solve.
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16 Oct 2025
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The afterlife, reincarnation, possession, whatever. They all equaled the same thing: death was not the end. Death was... the next great adventure. I could've accepted that. I could've (with a little time and more than a little bit of swearing) accepted that my deadness wasn't actually death. But really? What the hell? I died a bipolar, not a schizophrenic!
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26 Jul 2025
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Someone was screaming. A horrific, guttural sound that infected the entire night with sorrow. He wondered if it was the ghosts of the people he'd just killed. He wondered if they'd come back to haunt him, to follow his every waking move, to never let him forget the way he'd demolished them into dust.
The sound pounded through his head, threatening to burst open his eardrums, determined to push him to a breaking point. Collapsing to his knees, Chat Noir had to pause to draw in a deep breath.
It was only then that he realized the person screaming was him.
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Essentially a rewrite of the Miraculous movie, for people who liked the film well enough but it didn't quite meet their expectations---
But in this version: Adrien is the main focus instead, the Love Square is reversed, all the characters retain their TV-show personalities (meaning Plagg is not an annoying fart joke), the plot is way more insane, and the themes are a helluva lot... darker.
(Also, the songs are somehow still included?? I just rewrote them to fit the opposite character-- but they're easy enough to ignore if you really hate songfics.)
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26 Jul 2025
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Saturn Rising by aventria, iluxia
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Criminal Minds
31 Aug 2018
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"Maybe now that your one tether to this old life is gone, you can move on and allow yourself to find someone. Everyone needs a family to call their own, Willow, just like every boat needs an anchor to not get swept away at sea."
Willow Graham regains her privileges as a Special Agent at the behest of Jack Crawford and her newly assigned psychiatrist, Alana Bloom. All is well and good, until the Hobbs case; the facade of composure Will has built to shield herself begins to fracture at the edges. To help her, Dr. Bloom insists on trying different things - and one of those things leaves her alone at a fancy event in a museum, where she stumbles upon a certain distinguished gentleman who insists on becoming her friend.
But it has been a long, long time since Will Graham had a true friend.
[ A female!Will, surgeon!Hannibal AU. ]
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- Part 1 of Rings of Saturn
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26 Jul 2025
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What's The Punch? by supafroot for kyukyokukishi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
03 Jun 2021
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Shadow's never been good at subtext.
If it's not said outright, chances are he won't get it. It's a bit of a curse, really. That he takes everything literally. He's realized this by being best friends with the queen of subtly. Thankfully she sees Shadow for who he is and is literal with him. Others? Not so much.
Or, 5 times Sonic spoke another language and 1 time Shadow did.
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26 Jul 2025