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a micro utopia born as the overture plays by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Lan Xichen pauses before he speaks. He often does. “A-Yao, will you…?”
There are any number of things that Lan Xichen might be about to say. He might be about to say, “A-Yao, will you cook breakfast while I bathe in the river?” But then, there is a gravity to his tone, and a flush on his cheeks. So perhaps it will be, “A-Yao, will you do that thing with your tongue?” Or even more thrillingly, “A-Yao, will you teach me how to do that thing with your tongue?”
Lan Xichen does not say any of these things. He says, “A-Yao, will you marry me? If we both survive the war, will you marry me?”
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Lan Xichen proposes before the war. Somehow, through the property of transitivity, Wei Wuxian becomes Meng Yao’s problem to solve.
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- 18,087
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 346
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16 Oct 2025
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The afterlife, reincarnation, possession, whatever. They all equaled the same thing: death was not the end. Death was... the next great adventure. I could've accepted that. I could've (with a little time and more than a little bit of swearing) accepted that my deadness wasn't actually death. But really? What the hell? I died a bipolar, not a schizophrenic!
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- English
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- 156,937
- Chapters:
- 54/?
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- 14
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- 809
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26 Jul 2025
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Someone was screaming. A horrific, guttural sound that infected the entire night with sorrow. He wondered if it was the ghosts of the people he'd just killed. He wondered if they'd come back to haunt him, to follow his every waking move, to never let him forget the way he'd demolished them into dust.
The sound pounded through his head, threatening to burst open his eardrums, determined to push him to a breaking point. Collapsing to his knees, Chat Noir had to pause to draw in a deep breath.
It was only then that he realized the person screaming was him.
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Essentially a rewrite of the Miraculous movie, for people who liked the film well enough but it didn't quite meet their expectations---
But in this version: Adrien is the main focus instead, the Love Square is reversed, all the characters retain their TV-show personalities (meaning Plagg is not an annoying fart joke), the plot is way more insane, and the themes are a helluva lot... darker.
(Also, the songs are somehow still included?? I just rewrote them to fit the opposite character-- but they're easy enough to ignore if you really hate songfics.)
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- English
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- 109,704
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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26 Jul 2025
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Saturn Rising by aventria, iluxia
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Criminal Minds
31 Aug 2018
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"Maybe now that your one tether to this old life is gone, you can move on and allow yourself to find someone. Everyone needs a family to call their own, Willow, just like every boat needs an anchor to not get swept away at sea."
Willow Graham regains her privileges as a Special Agent at the behest of Jack Crawford and her newly assigned psychiatrist, Alana Bloom. All is well and good, until the Hobbs case; the facade of composure Will has built to shield herself begins to fracture at the edges. To help her, Dr. Bloom insists on trying different things - and one of those things leaves her alone at a fancy event in a museum, where she stumbles upon a certain distinguished gentleman who insists on becoming her friend.
But it has been a long, long time since Will Graham had a true friend.
[ A female!Will, surgeon!Hannibal AU. ]
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- Part 1 of Rings of Saturn
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- English
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- 170,293
- Chapters:
- 17/25
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- 1
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- 899
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26 Jul 2025
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What's The Punch? by supafroot for kyukyokukishi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
03 Jun 2021
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Shadow's never been good at subtext.
If it's not said outright, chances are he won't get it. It's a bit of a curse, really. That he takes everything literally. He's realized this by being best friends with the queen of subtly. Thankfully she sees Shadow for who he is and is literal with him. Others? Not so much.
Or, 5 times Sonic spoke another language and 1 time Shadow did.
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26 Jul 2025
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A bit of Mercy by yourheartsdesire
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2019
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Shang Qinghua was entrusted to deliver the yearly contribution gift to the King under the Surface in the name of his fishing village. He sets sail in his little boat towards the traditional offering site, but a storm intercepts his way and tosses him into the icy waters. Never in his wildest dreams would have Shang Qinghua thought he was going to be saved by no other than the King he was bringing the gift to.
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- English
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- 25,309
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- 1/1
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26 Jul 2025
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it kinda sounds like falling in love by FlowerCitti
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Nov 2021
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Xie Lian startles at the voice so hard that his bag of scraps promptly falls out of his grasp, scattering rubbish across the ground. Usually, Xie Lian is far more adept at repressing such severe reactions, but he whips his head around as if he could find who had spoken despite the fact he knows it had been only for his ears to hear.
A prayer.
(Or, Xie Lian receives a prayer for the first time in decades.)
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- Part 1 of Hualian Fics
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- English
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- 6,374
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- 1/1
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- 6
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- 112
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- 5,697
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26 Jul 2025
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Nothing to Fear by RyuuKevin for EvriI
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2022
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"I don’t like it when… they refer to you as a monster.”
Xie Lian slowly raised himself up to lock eyes with him– his eyes were crimson red, “But aren’t I one?” As if to prove his point further, he slowly opened his blood stricken mouth and bore his fangs at him.
Wu Ming didn’t know what possessed him to do it, but he brought his hand to cup the man’s cheek and said softly, “Not to me.”
There was nothing to fear.
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Or. After Xie Lian killed both friend and foes in the war from rage; he set his eyes on one human that caught his attention.Bookmarked by JokerXII
26 Jul 2025
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During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts everything spirals out of control.
To his surprise, the person who comes looking for him at night, when he cries all alone in the dark corridors, is Snape. Snape, who he's weirdly obsessed with. Snape, who disgruntledly takes care of him, soothes him and, inevitably, loves him. It is the only thing that keeps Harry sane.
A reimagining of the books Five through Seven, making sure both Harry and Severus get what they deserve. Each other.
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- English
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- 109,135
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 539
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20 Jul 2025
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Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.
A vampire. A feral vampire.
Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.
While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.
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- English
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- 65,225
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1,019
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- 6,694
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- 1,880
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- 128,502
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16 Jul 2025
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Who is holding your hand? by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jan 2024
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Lan Wangji can do nothing but stare at the man outside his window. “Wei Ying?”
“Hey, you remembered!” Wei Ying seems to take that as an invitation because he swings himself through the window. “This is a nice house,” he says as he strides across the room and drops onto the seat beside Lan Wangji. “The whole place is really beautiful. I mean, I’d heard Cloud Recesses was lovely, but the rumors don’t do it justice.”
“How?” Lan Wangji manages to ask, but his mind goes blank after that single word. There are other words he would like to say. Why is one. Hello is another. What is happening right now would be nice, but he’s too stunned for full sentences.
Or Lan Wangji falls in love with a cute (possibly poor?) guy named Wei Ying, but suddenly the notorious Yiling Laozu (mysterious, possibly hot under his mask?) wants to marry him. Now Lan Wangji is being wooed by two men, but he's being so brave about it.
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- English
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- 99,038
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 496
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16 Jul 2025
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a crown for the immortal flowers of your bones by Natterina
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
25 Jun 2022
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There is a man lying on the bench.
He is, without a doubt, one of the most beautiful men that Xie Lian has ever seen.
Xie Lian is almost certain that he's one of the fae.
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“Do you often lounge about the forest, waiting for the next soul to come your way?”
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- Part 1 of every flower on your earth withers
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- English
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- 20,432
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- 1/1
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- 99
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- 1,331
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- 356
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15 Jul 2025
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Reversal by ImaginAria
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
09 Apr 2025
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Shadow hates dealing with his heats. But he never expected Sonic to show up and help him out...
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- English
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- 30,516
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 389
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- 2,919
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10 Jul 2025
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The Threads Of Fate Tangle And Twist by Misthios
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
07 Dec 2024
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“About that,” Vi says. “How’d you end up here? What did a girl like you do to get tossed into this two-star shithole?”
“Really? That’s how you ask? No subtlety in it?”
“Uh, yeah? I saved you from getting shanked in the shower, so fair’s fair. What’s your deal, topside?”
“Caitlyn,” she says. That isn’t right. That wasn’t the answer Vi was after. Names are easily given away but so seldomly remembered in Stillwater, but it echoes in Vi’s head. She almost doesn’t hear the actual answer. “And though I have no doubt a thousand people have given this answer before, I did nothing. I was doing my job, and then I was here. No trial. No sentencing. No crime to speak of.”
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Half a decade into Vi's stay in Stillwater, a topsider turns up, raving about being a Councillor's daughter.
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- English
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- 100,310
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 2,127
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- 14,476
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- 4,247
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- 407,754
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08 Jul 2025
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Dirty Laundry by IlluminatingSceadugenga
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2023
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While visiting Hua Cheng in Ghost City, business tragically pulls the Ghost King away from Xie Lian, leaving him unattended and free to snoop around Paradise Manor.
What happens next should not surprise you.
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Otherwise known as: the dangers of not cleaning up your room- Language:
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- Words:
- 14,238
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 133
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- 1,528
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20 Jun 2025
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In the Afterlight: a Twilight Rewrite by garbanzosoprese
Fandoms: Twilight, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
30 Nov 2020
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Isabella Swan has royally screwed up.
It's bad enough her toxic mother-daughter relationship came to a head during her senior year, but banishing herself to the sleepy town of Forks? Big mistake. Sure, she’s reconnecting with herself, her father, and longtime family friends. But the rain never lets up, the nightmares are getting worse, and, oh yeah— turns out the hot freak from Bio, Edward Cullen, is the only thing standing between her and sudden death.
What’s a girl to do when she’s trapped between the world she thinks she knows, the past she can't recall, and the vampire she’ll throw it all away for?
Draw. Solve mysteries. Commit crimes. Evade killers. Make out and make mixtapes. Y’know— the usual.
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- Part 1 of In the Afterlight
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 117,920
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 708
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- 2,079
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19 Jun 2025
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Cacoëthes by JokerXII
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2025
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"I won, Shizun."
A beat of silence, then, Shen Qingqiu nodded. "Not bad," his voice was even lacking its usual coldness. "You handled yourself well."
Six words. Simple praise that would have seemed faint to anyone else, but to Binghe, who had lived for years without a single word of approval from anyone, it was everything.
Alternatively: the journey from a girl to a monster for the man she loves.
Chapters 1-5 rewritten 6/7/2025
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18 Jun 2025
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No Reason to Let Something Like Biology Stop You from Baby Trapping Your Man by Best Bepsy (BepsyGray)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2022
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A slightly more insecure and desperate Luo Binghe finds out about a flower with intriguing effects and decides to baby trap his Shizun.
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11 Jun 2025
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Palm-Sized Love by Captain_Daikon
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2025
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Xie Lian may only be a mermaid the size of a pencil, but that won't stop him from giving Space Marshal Hua Cheng a reason to live. This is a retelling of the novel ‘Transmigrated Into the Violent Boss’s Little Mermaid’ by 弦三千 but with TGCF.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,726
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,026
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21 May 2025
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It was a warm and sunny day in London, with no clouds in sight. On this sunny day, a little girl stood on Charing Cross Road staring at a seemingly broken-down old shop. In reality, this young seven-year-old girl was staring at the Leaky Cauldron.
That little girl was me. Belladonna Burton, seven years of age, and now a confirmed witch.
I sighed as I stared at the Leaky Cauldron sign. “What a fucking mess.”
A lady gasped at me in horror before hurrying along and disappearing into the crowd, and I couldn’t fault her. I would probably also be unpleasantly surprised at hearing a 7-year-old girl utter those words.
The problem was that, according to my memories, I knew what was to come in the future. At first, I thought I had been reborn, like in one of those books, but that was hard to prove as I couldn’t really remember a previous life. What I did know was what would happen in the future, both in the Muggle world and the Wizarding. I just didn’t have any memories of myself in either world.This story explores Bella Burton, an OC, as she navigates being a muggleborn in the wizarding world while making the most out of her knowledge of the future for purely selfish purposes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 262,119
- Chapters:
- 49/49
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- 2,099
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26 Feb 2025