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Frye (Splatoon 3) top down view (she has a huge fucking forehead)



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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Jongler wondered why nobody was at her table, feeling a tug on their heartstrings. Maybe she was new.

    Resolved, they made their way over.

    “Howdy,” they said, taking a seat at the table. The dealer looked at them, but instead of smiling with a hint of gratitude (like they had imagined), she glared at them.

    “Hey. You wanna join a table that, I don’t know, has anyone actually there? I’m off in ten.” She said shortly, sounding unamused.

    Ouch.

    Jongler blinked, taken aback. They were beginning to understand why her table was empty.

    Jongler is just passing through town when they run into a poker dealer who catches their attention.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    AAAAHHHHH WAKE UP ANOTHER GUMSHOW BANGER IN THE WORKS I LOVE COWBOYS SAVE A HORSE RIDE A- *gets shot*

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Motormouth “Mippins” Pippins seeks to unravel the mystery of Mike, but soon finds himself unraveling with it.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    holllyy moly I didn't think I'd be interested but. I got through the chapter and BOOM now I'm caught hook line and sinker I NEED MORE OF THIS GHRGRHHH BARK BARK

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    Getting increasingly frustrated with how jaded his audience is becoming, Tenna turns to some bad habits to cope. Battat is there to work him through it, as is in the job description of being "Mike," but maybe "Mike" isn't enough for this task. After all, if he's such a big deal, why isn't he here to do his damn job?! Just who is Mike, huh?! And why does hearing Tenna say his name make Battat's heart pound and body sweat bullets until his Mike costume is soaked to the bone???

    It's a mystery.

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    Aka origins for how Battat went from obsessing over the identity of Mike, to slowly starting to want to be Mike.

    Aka "antenna massage" is absolutely just a handjob

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    11 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Ramb would do anything for Kris. He'd always done his best to make the kid happy, providing a space away from the divorces that surrounded them both. He'd always done his best to keep Kris entertained and he'd always made sure they got home safely.
    When Ramb learned that Kris had brushed against the supernatural, he had to get involved.

    ERAM was all too pleased to tag along.

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    11 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    "And hey, Battat? Good luck with production tonight, ya know, with the whole Mike situation and all. Do tell him I said hi, won't you?"

    "What do you know, and how?" Battat whispered.

    "You know, I'd love to spill the beans right here and now, luv, but I'm fairly certain you wouldn't want anyone else hearing all about your 'lil secret, now, would ya?"

    Or; To me, Ramb was the supposed to be intended secret boss of Chapter 3, however, the reason he didn't get to be one was because he never got to keep the shadow crystal that was given to him. Thus, this lil oneshot is about how Ramb found a shadow crystal, got a little corrupted, and dragged Battat into his mess. Both Battat and Ramb het to learn a bit about the Horrors™ (Aka the Prophecy/Timeloop bc) through the shadow crystal before it disappears mysteriously in the night

    Oh yeah, and it's also about Ramb and Battat being kinda gay (Ft. Polymikes)

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    10 Oct 2025