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In which Cedric is cute but oblivious, Harry is an ugly duckling about to turn into a swan, and everyone else is sick of their pining.
Working title: Oh no, he got hot.
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20 Jul 2026
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PURGE PROMPT: ABANDON
Approaching the next house—Number Four—Tom spotted what looked like yet another bundle of rags, this one discarded right on the doorstep. Some sort of prank, maybe? It looked sort of like a small mummy (more death), all wrapped up tight. He nudged it aside with his foot to make space for the bottles.
...It whimpered.
OR: Tom Riddle, six-year-old orphan and milkman’s assistant, finds a baby abandoned on a doorstep in Surrey while helping with the morning deliveries.
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- Part 4 of Purple Purges
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14 Jul 2026
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A Plot, A Ploy, A Plan by Watermelonsmellinfellon for allbloomgold
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Slytherin Omega Tom Riddle has had everything planned out since his Third Year at Hogwarts. Get the boy, get the job, get the ring, and then make it last somehow. Do everything he could to make sure his future was set in stone. If only he knew that all of his masterminding and manipulating was pretty much obvious to Harry ever since they got together.
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14 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and discovers his soulmate is:
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Yes. That one. The Dark Lord. The war criminal. The man currently trying to take over Britain.
Naturally, the Ministry responds by legally mandating their marriage under the Soulmate Reconciliation Act.
Because nothing says “peace treaty” like wedding the guy you’re supposed to defeat.
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14 Jul 2026
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PURGE XL PROMPT: INTERNATIONAL TEA DAY
“Danger!” Harry repeated, starting to warm to his role a little. “Yes, exactly, something bad is coming—and, uh, imminently, too! You must correct your course now, before the hour grows too late…”
”Really? Where? Show me, show me where it says that!” The other boy scooted his chair over so he was right next to Harry, peering into the cup himself with round, anxious eyes. Merlin, was he really buying this?
Or: Stuck in 1943 and partnered with Tom Riddle in a Divination class, Harry takes a creative approach to preventing the rise of Lord Voldemort.
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- Part 7 of Purple Purges
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14 Jul 2026
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Random potions you don’t recognize?(drink them!) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jun 2026
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Harry gets sent back in time to when Tom was 17 by Death as master of death. However Harry has poor impulse control and wants to die so he tries to kill himself any way he can. Astronomy tower? Jump off. Potions lesson? Drink poison. Bedroom? Hang yourself. Tom happens to be there at every attempt and is shocked that Harry is still alive.
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13 Jul 2026
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Harry is a cinnamon roll. When Dumbledore tells Harry the power that he has over Voldemort is love, he takes that very seriously. He will love Voldemort to death if that's what it takes to stop him from hurting anymore innocent people.
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- Part 1 of The Power of Love
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12 Jul 2026
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The Gauntlet of Heroes is an annual tournament celebrating the continued existence of magic and the Wizarding World. There's only one rule: no wands.
It's Harry's first time, and he’s angling to take the title from smug bastard Tom Riddle.
But unknown to them both, neither are your garden-variety wizard.
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- Part 1 of mashle creature au
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12 Jul 2026
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Harry pressed his lips together and simmered down, but refused to apologize for what had been a perfectly reasonable question. “What kind of solution?” he asked, highly skeptical of this out-of-nowhere proposal. “And why would you even care?”
”Call it a personal interest in maintaining the current excellent character of my neighborhood.” Riddle shrugged one shoulder casually, but his eyes were now looking Harry up and down like he’d just been doing with the apartment; the effect was more distracting by an order of magnitude. “As for my offer—why, it’s a simple quid pro quo. I provide you with the funds to pay your rent, with the option to repeat the transaction in future months—“
”Why would you ever do that, it’s like a thousand quid and you don’t even know me—“
”…and in return, you allow me to take certain…liberties.” His gaze now strayed unmistakably downward, as he leaned against the doorframe and…holy fuck, did he just lick his lips!?
Or: Faced with an unexpected financial reversal, Harry can’t make the rent on his nice new apartment. His neighbor might just be able to help him out.
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- Part 15 of Purple Purges
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12 Jul 2026
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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12 Jul 2026
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Wildflowers and Death by Morg47 for Lucigoo89
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Jul 2025
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It started as a way to relieve stress. Azog never thought that it would cause his demise. He'd only wanted to wear Thorin's bones as a crown. Instead, he was bested by some puny hobbit, all because he couldn't leave the stupid wildflowers alone.
Or, Azog likes to daydream about killing Thorin and plucks flowers to pull off their petals. And that causes him problems.
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25 Jun 2026
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Duck & Cover by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Jul 2025
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Thorin had just ducked into the little shop to hide from some of his more intense fans. He hadn’t expected to meet the one person who wouldn’t recognize him. He hadn’t planned to go back but there was something about the owner that intrigued him.
Bilbo didn’t know who Thorin was or why his nephews showed up demanding to fix his internet. There was nothing wrong with it, and honestly, he sold books. He didn’t need anything fancy. Though he couldn’t deny that the company was nice.
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25 Jun 2026
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"He just had to go and mess it all up. And mess up Bilbo did, if the looks the dwarves were giving him were anything to go by. Their expressions were those of complete and utter shock as they all stared at Bilbo. Thorin, especially, had turned concerningly red in the face as he stared down at the hobbit, who was cradling a pebble in his open palms as his anxiety grew.
“Um, so… you do not want this, I take it?” Bilbo asked in a small voice, barely able to keep it from cracking.
Thorin made a sound eerily similar to that of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins choking on a piece of asparagus. Then he promptly turned around and stomped off without a word.
The hobbit watched him go and tried his best to school his expression to not show any of the mortification he felt at that moment.
Well done, Bilbo, now you’ve really done it."
-Bilbo gifts Thorin a rock as a token of friendship, but gets more out of that than he could have expected.
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24 Jun 2026
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a tight fit by enbyofdionysus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Jul 2025
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“Dwalin,” Thorin called quietly. He was panting, and his wavy hair had curled tighter from his own sweat. “I need your help.”
Dwalin relaxed his hand on his knife. "Knot too small?" he teased. And then his smile dropped at Thorin's look. "Mahal, is it really?"
"Come here."
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24 Jun 2026
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A Neutral Braid by small_blue_owl for humancorn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Jul 2025
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Bilbo waited until most of the Dwarves were asleep before singling out Bofur. If this was some sort of faux pas, he wanted as few Dwarves to bear witness to it as possible. He walked across the campsite with purpose, ignoring the sudden rush of nervousness.
“Bofur?” he asked in half a whisper.
The Dwarf looked up at him with a cheery expression. “What is it, Master Baggins?”
Bilbo exhaled shortly, collecting whatever courage he had left. “I uh. My hair has been…” He paused a moment. “Getting in my face of late and I certainly don’t have the tools to cut it,” he added almost as an aside to himself. “And I was just wondering if you could braid it for me.”~*~
Or: In which Thorin is an idiot, Bilbo is culturally unaware, and Bofur causes problems on purpose.
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24 Jun 2026
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"Fitting In" by Musical_Fanatic01
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
24 Jul 2025
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Thorin discovers some hobbits think he is nothing but a pretty face that Bilbo Baggins married and Bilbo attempts to disprove it.
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24 Jun 2026
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Back and There Again by DrakeShadeDShadowheart, HadrianPeverellBlack, Lucigoo89, shantismurf
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Jul 2025
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After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo must return to the Shire before a year and a day have passed to prevent the loss of his home and belongings. Thorin insists on being the one to accompany him, and him alone. Along the way they work out the conflicts that have been holding them apart from each other.
Including: misinterpreted flower gifts, Beorn shipping it, returning the Oakenshield, the Ring is Still a Thing, Hobbits assume Bilbo ran off to get married, trolling Lobelia, Dwarrow rituals, and correctly interpreted flower gifts
A collaborative story produced with the StoryBot story relay game on Discord (no generated content).
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24 Jun 2026
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What Elves Can Do, Hobbits Do Better by HadrianPeverellBlack
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Jul 2025
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Bilbo explains his abilities to the Company and Thorin has an idea
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- Part 5 of We could have it all ~ who said we couldn’t universe
- Part 12 of July Break Bingo 2025
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- 2/2
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23 Jun 2026
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Flowers in the Winter by christinesangel100 for tiamat100
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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“No! Bilbo, stay….stay with me, stay focused on my voice.” Thorin said desperately, saying the words he’d heard healers say whenever a patient under their care was close to dying and they struggling to save them.
Bilbo tapped his hand, stroking it, or trying to, merely covering Thorin with blood.
“Don’t…worry. Everything….will be alright.” Bilbo's breath was coming in short stuttering gasps. “You’ll…be alright, I’ll be…alright. Kili…and Fili…it will all work well.”
When Bilbo jumps in front of Azog's sword to save Thorin, Thorin thinks the hobbit is lost to him. Little does he know that hobbits have a form of hibernation, called Winter Sleep, that can be triggered when they are severely injured.
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23 Jun 2026
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On this special episode of Forged in Arda, four dwarves from Ered Luin who are all related will compete for the title of Forged in Arda Champion. Thorin thinks he's got it in the bag until the guest judge is revealed to be Bilbo Baggins. His celebrity crush. Could Bilbo prove to be the distraction Dis needs to take her older brother down?
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- Part 2 of Acorn & Oak Leaves Prompts (Collection)
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23 Jun 2026