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"I need a magic carpet so I can fly out of here. Or better yet, a dragon can come crashing into the restaurant and take me away. I don’t even care if the hypothetical dragon destroys the restaurant, because no matter what happens, the damn restaurant is still cursed. I’m gonna leave the longest and worst review in the history of reviews. One star. 0/10 would recommend. If I ever get out, that is, because it seems like the only possible escape route is through the tiny bathroom window. Also, you owe me at least a six-pack for getting me into this mess.” Isak is out of breath when he hangs up the phone and bangs his head against the bathroom wall.
“Sorry man, but I think the window is bolted shut,” Isak hears from behind him.
Or: Isak's friends keep setting him up. The dates aren't going well. Isak finds himself in a restaurant bathroom angrily leaving a message for Jonas. Enter Even. Maybe this night won't be so bad after all.
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the courtship of ilya rozanov by cherrylilies (cherrydialectic)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Apr 2026
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After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.
Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.
Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.
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07 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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01 Jun 2026
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Spoilers for The Long Game. Post-Canon.
The start of Ottawa's season feels like a promise. Ilya finally has all the people he loves in one place, a team that can keep up with him, the whole world knows he and Shane love each other, and they have the sweetest, most perfect dog. So why is he so nervous about their first game against Montreal?
AKA Protective Ilya Rozanov momentarily forgets his husband is still the hockey prodigy he fell in love with at first freckle in Saskatchewan.
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- Part 1 of The Hartzyverse
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11 May 2026
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imgonnagetyouback by xomepster
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jan 2026
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Shane crosses the room and grabs a chair from the corner, dragging it into the center of the room.
Right next to the foot of the bed.
He pats the back of the chair, making sure to keep his expression neutral. “Sit,” he instructs, sounding more confident than he feels.
Ilya raises an eyebrow but gets to his feet. “You do not want me on the bed?” He asks, sounding more than a little confused.
“No,” Shane replies simply, patting the chair again.
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Or: When Ilya shows up unexpectedly at his door, Shane finally gets sweet revenge for Las Vegas.
Or or: They didn’t even kiss, and Shane takes that personally.
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21 Apr 2026
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Fluent in What We Never Named by vlademetri
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Feb 2026
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Shane blinked at Rose. "What," he asked, voice flattening. His fingers twitched against his glass, condensation dripping onto the tablecloth. The words didn't compute. A relationship dynamic sounded like something from a psychology textbook, not whatever chaotic, magnetic pull existed between him and Ilya. "What dynamic? Nothing like that is going on."
Rose’s fingers froze against her glass. She studied Shane’s face. Watching the furrow between his brows, the way his jaw tensed like he was bracing for impact. He genuinely didn’t know. The realization hit her then. “Shane,” she said slowly, “you seriously don’t see it?”
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Shane realizes that he and Ilya are in a very under negotiated D/s relationship
Google doc of fic chapter 5 starts on page 72!
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- Part 1 of Hollanov’s Terms & Conditions
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