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    The words blur together just the slightest amount with the sudden dread that curls in his stomach, “—with NBC news reporting live in New York City. Following the release of footage captured by locally acclaimed hero Mysterio, Spider-Man is revealed to be sixteen-year-old high school student Peter Parker. His last known sighting was earlier this afternoon in Times Square. If anyone has any information on his whereabouts, please report it to your local police station—

    Sam Wilson drops the remote. “What the fuck?

    or: in the aftermath of Mysterio, Sam—along with his accidental roommate Bucky Barnes—find and take in Peter Parker by happenstance. Sam’s not going to get attached to some punk-ass spider-kid from Queens. He’s not.

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    16 Feb 2025

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    Bucky returns from a ninety-five-day-long mission to find a scrawny boy poking the lock of their supply closet. There is no way a random petty thief would be able to step into the compound for casual robbery, which is the only reason why Bucky doesn’t take the intruder into an immediate head lock.
    “I think I’ll go warn the Avengers about you.”
    The intruder lifts his chin and crosses his arms. “Good luck. But for your information, they all really like me.”
    “Is that right.”
    “Yes,” he says, and he adds, still in that menacing tone: “they think I’m adorable.”

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    16 Feb 2025

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    Peter got a C- on his final Physics essay because ... nobody believed that his advisor and source was Tony Stark himself. At risk of not making it to MIT with a C- on his scorecard, Peter was forced to do the last thing he wanted to do: Call Mr. Stark to vouch for him.

    And because his teacher hated him very much, he was forced to put the phone on loudspeaker.

     

    Physics class that day was wild.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    “I never thought you’d be the fathering type.” Natasha’s smirk is wicked and amusing. Steve probably would have laughed if he weren’t so disoriented right now.

    Tony shrugged, lifting his coffee cup up like a toast. “Yeah, well, I never thought we’d ever be able to sit in the same room without trying to kill each other again. Things change, Nat.”

    All of Steve’s thoughts come squealing to a record-scratch stop as Natasha’s words catch up to him. The fathering type, she’d said. Fathering? And Tony hadn’t denied it. Not even a little bit. “Wait a minute. Was that… your… son?”

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    10 Feb 2025

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    Tony is hiding something.

    The Avengers notice the little discrepancies in Tony’s behaviour, and they eventually come to the only conclusion they can think of: Tony is having an affair.

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    (i.e. Tony Stark and May Parker co-parent Peter and somehow the Avengers translate this into him cheating on Pepper)

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    08 Feb 2025