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    A typical transaction. No one who came into his store wanted to make small talk, or get involved in any drama. No one wanted to piss off the wrong person. His customers wanted to get in and out with minimal fuss, and that’s how Techno liked it. No one wanted to draw attention to themselves or make too much noise or-

    “Hello, Blade!”

    … well, maybe that didn’t apply to everyone.

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    Wilbur and Tommy are looking for some amusement, and maybe the occasional snack. Techno is just trying to get through his shifts. None of them realize that there are forces at play here beyond their understanding. And that the trap is about to be sprung.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Technoblade is known by a few names, but to Dream the only name that matters to him is Murderer. Until Techno confesses so easily, then helps Dream catch a copycat, and then helps Dream solve quite a few crimes.

    ...Maybe Technoblade wasn't in the wrong for all that murder. Maybe Technoblade had help. And Maybe Dream won't tell anyone about that.

    Maybe Dream might just grow a fondness for the pretty pink hair, occasional laugh and grey eyes of Technoblade.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Tommy drags him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."

    "Have you ever considered that you won't be able to?" Techno says calmly.

    "Oh I absolutely am," Tommy hisses. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."

    "And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupts, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.

    Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad

    Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.

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    17 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Tommy was basically a living ghost in his day-to-day life. Nobody noticed him anymore and he's just walking through life like he was invisible. When his sixteenth birthday hits, it's a culmination of everything that had happened up to that point that made him leave home. He ran. He ran far. And then he got lucky and found happiness.

     


    Tommy finds people who actually care. He finds a family in New York City... where will the city take him?

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    16 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    He’d barely stepped foot into the space when he smelled it. A hint of copper in the air. Blood. Someone was bleeding– and a lot. He knew that stench all too well.

    There was a slightly muffled curse from down the hallway, and as Technoblade moved forward he saw the light was coming from the open doorway to the bathroom, with shuffling and muttered curses from within.

    He took a step forward and then froze as he noticed a trail of dark splashes on the floor coming from the bathroom. He followed it with his eyes until it led back to the living room and toward… the window? The apartment was three stories high, that didn’t make any sense. Unless… Technoblade moved just enough to see outside the window and– yes, there was a fire escape right outside it. Interesting.

    Or; retired ex-criminal Technoblade is awoken in the middle of the night to find his neighbor bleeding out from a stab wound… so obviously he has to help him now.

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    15 Nov 2025