TheRandomizedOne
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The Blood of the Covenant and the Blood on my Hands by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Tommy drags him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."
"Have you ever considered that you won't be able to?" Techno says calmly.
"Oh I absolutely am," Tommy hisses. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."
"And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupts, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.
Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad
Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.
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Academics Left To Rot by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), AmeSMP, Original Work
03 Nov 2025
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"I uh... I have a bunch of schoolbooks I accidentally brought with me, and like, I kinda just tossed them somewhere? I mean I don't need them anymore. Anyway, I can go find them if you want to read them. It's not like I want them. School is like- I mean, I'm great at school! I'm the best! But I don't need a bunch of dusty boring books."
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“What are you doing here?” A hushed voice demanded.
Thanato whipped his head to the side.
There, sitting only half on the railing, was… a kid?
The young looking maybe-hero wore a fully black outfit, mask and all, as well as a cloak that almost accentuated the typical lanky body and round face of a teenager. Perhaps that was biassed, coming from a father of two, but to him it seemed quite clear.
“I could ask you the same thing, kid,” he whispered back.
The maybe-hero squawked, clearly offended, and Thanato was sure he would’ve shouted if it wouldn’t have risked discovery. “I’m not a kid, I’m fucking Theseus bitch! This is my first ever ree-con-aye-since mission, not even that- my first ever mission, and you’re ruining it!”
Thanato blinked, tipping his head to the right.
“This is your first mission?” He confirmed.
“Yeah, bitch,” Theseus acknowledged, rather rudely.
A reconnaissance assignment as a hero’s first mission? That was unheard of, not only because it would never grace the news, but because heroes knew it wouldn’t. “...Seems pretty boring.”
Or: Angelduo adoption, but from Phil's perspective (Also there's murder)
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Carbon, Foundation of All Life by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Original Work, All Flesh Must Be Eaten (Roleplaying Game), ARMBE - Zombies
25 Jul 2025
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“Chemistry is that part of natural philosophy which relates to those intimate actions of bodies upon each other, by which their appearances are altered, and their individuality destroyed.”
If a human’s individuality is destroyed, do they become part of a greater whole, or one piece of a shattered mural dedicated to what they once were?
Or; A Timeline
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A compilation of ideas that have been left to rot in old files. If anyone wants to pick any of these up, you are more than welcome to with credit. If there are any you desperately want me to finish, tell me, because it might help me pick back up the pen! Most of these have rotted for years, so it's about time I let someone see them.
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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Bookmarked by TheRandomizedOne
13 Oct 2025
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Literally read this for years it changed my life
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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“My gold.” Techno spoke, thousands of voices echoing in his words. Whispering and chattering. His calloused hand reaching up, dragging along the blood that was dripping from Tommy’s neck. Dripping down and burning away in the flames consuming the roots that held him.
The same hand that had fed him and given him shelter, as involuntary as it had been, was gently placed at the back of his skull. Techno’s thumb pulling across the golden earring that now felt like an anchor dragging him below the surface of a pool of magma.
Wearing Techno’s face, the Blood God grinned at him.
Tommy did not regret punching him.
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Td;lr: Tommy unwillingly takes refuge into the hold of a banished god.
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- Part 1 of God's acre
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25 Jul 2025
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Throughout the Seasons by Poker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Nov 2024
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11 Jan 2022
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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26 Feb 2025