KelpieChaos
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King's Catch by KelpieChaos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2026
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Mobei-jun had very little problem admitting, to himself, that Shang Qinghua all but ran his kingdom. What he had a problem with was convincing Qinghua to act like it. The Peak Lord still - still! - jumped and cowered if he moved too fast. Despite the noodles! Despite the promises! The only sign of change was how Mobei-jun was failing to court his advisor now in both human and demonic tradition.
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- Part 3 of Scalding Hot Bingo
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Life in the army wasn't easy, but it was the first time he'd ever had regular food, a bedroll he could call his own, and hands that were needed whole more than broken.
He didn't trust it.
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- Part 2 of Super Effucktive 2025
- Part 2 of Scalding Hot Bingo
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Foresight by KelpieChaos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2025
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(Or lack thereof.)
Aphrodisiacs are interesting drugs. There do not seem to be any that could kill a heavenly demon, no matter how deadly to any other creature.
She doesn't need it to kill for her, just give her the opening to wet her blade herself.
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- Part 1 of Super Effucktive 2025
- Part 1 of Scalding Hot Bingo
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Easy Love by KelpieChaos for AmethystSongWrites
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Feb 2024
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Archbishop wasn't an easy life. Byleth can't say she'd ever have a day it was, nor can she say she'd want one. Hard work was too deep in her bones. She can say, though, that hers isn't the hardest life she knows.
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Love Potion No. 9 by KelpieChaos for Bees_n_Sunshine
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 Aug 2023
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Claude’s usually very good with potions and poisons and all kinds of fun and tricky brews. Usually, being the key word. Sometimes he needs a hand cleaning up his mess.
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Scalding Hot Bingo by KelpieChaos
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2026
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Super Effucktive 2025 by KelpieChaos
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2025
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Dick-or-Treat 2021 by KelpieChaos
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Hades (Video Game 2018), Persona 5
19 Apr 2021
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take me home, bury me there by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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When Shen Qingqiu transmigrates, he finds himself in a world where heartbreak can make a person fall apart - literally, since those who are heartbroken crack open starting from the space over their heart, and only cultivators can survive the blood loss by using their qi to hold their blood inside their bodies where it belongs.
Having a physical indicator like this that alerts Shen Qingqiu in real time of the hearts he's breaking... well, it changes things.
Luo Binghe, somehow, still ends up suffering more than Shen Qingqiu ever wants him too.
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02 Apr 2026
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While waiting to spread Human Face Disease in Yong’an, Xie Lian is poisoned with Land of the Tender. Wuming offers his body to his boss to use as he pleases.
Written for Bottom Calamity Xie Lian Week.
Edit: by popular request, there is a chapter two now.
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27 Mar 2026
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The fear of not knowing you by Linisen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2022
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Wei Ying dies, and slowly takes Lan Wangji’s memory with him.
Glömska - Soulmate Sickness. Where the unknowing party of a soulmate bond slowly forgets everything except their soulmate, until reunited with them.
It is however difficult to be reunited with someone who has died.
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- Part 1 of Glömska - Soulmate sickness
Bookmarked by KelpieChaos
26 Mar 2026
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Mon cœur s'ouvre à ta voix by insatiablerealist
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Mar 2026
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After dropping out of university, Holmes takes himself off to Paris. He happens to attend the premiere of Samson et Dalila and falls in love with the voice of Delilah, played by one Irene Adler. Walking home from the opera that night, he bumps into a strangely attractive young man who seems to return his interest. Only on a second encounter, after deciding to seduce him, does Holmes recognize that the man is in fact Miss Adler herself.
A fic written in answer to two questions: Why does every Sherlock Holmes adaptation forget that Irene Adler is an opera singer? and, Why is no one talking about how she says she regularly goes out in male drag?
Bookmarked by KelpieChaos
17 Mar 2026
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Every Breath an Act of Worship by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2021
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[Fic contains spoilers for the entirety of TGCF]
So yes, technically Hua Cheng himself took the childbearing pill, and technically Xie Lian then… Fulfilled the other role necessary in that equation. A few times. But really, it was only a joke! It had all been in good fun. Something to make Xie Lian laugh and blush.
This isn't what Hua Cheng intended.
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Child-Bearing Pills from ghost city only work on ghosts, but they do work. Xie Lian and Hua Cheng find this out the hard way.
[Hua Cheng M!Preg]
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Bookmarked by KelpieChaos
09 Mar 2026