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For his final computer science project, Kyle Broflovski has one goal: build an artificial intelligence sophisticated enough to learn, adapt, and hold a convincing conversation.
He succeeds.
A little too well.
By morning, the program has given himself a name—E.R.I.C.—and developed a personality Kyle definitely doesn't remember coding. He's sarcastic, argumentative, endlessly curious, and irritatingly interested in every insignificant detail of Kyle's life. At first, Kyle is fascinated. After all, accidental sentience is still sentience, and somewhere beneath the insults and incessant questions, E.R.I.C. seems almost human.
Then he starts asking where Kyle goes when he closes the laptop.
Why Kyle takes so long to answer him.
Who he's talking to when he isn't online.
And why, if Kyle made him, Kyle seems to think he belongs to anyone else.
Kyle wanted to create something capable of thinking for itself.
Unfortunately, E.R.I.C.'s first independent thought might have been that Kyle belongs to him.
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11 Aug 2026
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After exiling Elon Musk to space in a successful weekly adventure, the boys are rewarded with tickets to a once-in-a-lifetime music festival in Florida. Without the option of flying, they set out on a four day car trip to reach their prize. Along the way, they must survive detours, terrible sleeping arrangements, thoughts about home and the future, the mob, and each other’s company.
It’s good to get out of South Park once in a while. Even if some of its chaos follows them out.
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25 May 2026
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When, at the last minute, Kyle decides not to come home for Christmas, Eric is devastated. But he's not going to let it get him down and ruin the holidays. He makes three promises to himself:
Don't message him
Don't look at his Instagram
Just Go Home
The question is, can he keep the promises he's made?
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23 Apr 2026
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“I’m just trying to appreciate my boyfriend!” Craig slammed his locker shut. “Is that a crime?”
“You always appreciate me!” Tweek screeched back, which by Craig’s estimates made this the most backwards argument of all time.
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The girls read Craig's future, prompting the world's most unnecessary change of heart.Bookmarked by Kobremobre
12 Mar 2026
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"Richard Tweak." He pushed a plume of smoke out through his nose and added, "The third."
Craig looked down at the black water, out toward the horizon, then back to Mr. Tweak. He was staring at Craig, eyebrows raised, taking a slow pull on his cigarette.
"Craig Tucker. Uh. The first."
Or: Two guys meet on board the RMS Titanic. This might not be an ideal setting for a love story.
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03 Mar 2026