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    “I’m not getting married” He says, plain and soft.

    Naruto’s eyes narrow, his voice getting the edge of self-righteousness that always makes Sasuke want to give up the ghost before he’s forced to.

    “Then - then what’s the point, Sasuke?” He snaps.

    He’s unsure if Naruto wants an answer. He doesn’t have one. There isn’t a point to any of it. What is meant to do with the rest of his life. Settle? Become a jounin? His stomach turns at the thought. A rejection of the only part of himself Naruto allowed him to keep.

    Naruto’s eyes harden, as though this is some scheme of Sasuke’s. The same look in his eyes as when he threatened to end the world, given to him in a kitchen after a baby shower while he’s holding a fucking comically oversized lollipop pacifer, wrapped in a bowtie.

    “I mean you love her right?” Naruto sneers.

    His shoulders set, it sounds like an accusation and it hurts because he’s right.

    He doesn’t.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    I've seen a lot of fics where Naruto and Sasuke cheat on their wives. This is fine, it's just not something I can buy into.

    Here is my version of their respective divorces. It is messy. It is sad, as most divorces are. Nobody is the bad guy here. Everyone loses this battle; but, in the end, everyone wins the war.

    "Naruto’s tears began to fall again, wetting the bandages on his hand and darkening the hue of the cheap, creamy material.

    'And, Naruto,' Sasuke’s cool demeanor slipped, his voice cracking on the tail-end of Naruto’s name. 'When I leave you again, I will love you.'”

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Sasuke's never really babysat anyone before, but he's pretty sure it doesn't usually involve being taunted by a kid in front of your crush.

    or: Sasuke Uchiha vs. the World, where Sasuke must defeat Naruto's 7 evil board games to get into his pants.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Naruto is at his lowest when Sasuke tells him "come find me". It slowly becomes clear to him that following Sasuke is something he doesn't need, but wants to do.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    His hair’s still stiff in spots from whatever product he used last night, flattened awkwardly where it met the couch cushion. He’s breathing slow and steady, mouth slack, a thin string of drool threatening to escape down his chin. One hand is curled protectively around the TV remote like he fell asleep mid-scroll.

    Sasuke, already dressed and balancing a to-go mug of coffee in one hand, crouches just long enough to pry the remote from Naruto’s grip and lower the volume, which had been blaring the menu screen of some cartoon with screaming theme music on loop.

    He makes it all the way to the door before pausing, hand on the knob.

    Then he sighs, walks back, and yanks the blanket up over Naruto’s legs. Stares down at him for a long second—at the way his cheek is squished against the pillow, at the way his hair sticks up in five different directions, at the suspicious crumb stuck to the corner of his mouth.

    Sasuke clenches his fists in the blanket and mimes punching him in the face, fast and quick, just enough to imagine the satisfaction.

    Naruto doesn’t even twitch.

    “Idiot,” Sasuke mutters under his breath, dropping the blanket and shaking his head as he walks out the door.

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