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    ‘I should have expected that you’d be involved.’ Superman announced, almost as if delivering a verdict for nothing lesser than the dissolving of the ozone layer.

    ‘That might mean you’ve beaten your record for jumping to the wrong conclusion for the second time this month.’ Lex replied, eyes narrowed. He walked right next to him, with Lena in tow, to intimidate him from closer proximity.

    ‘Mr Amerson was just about to tell me all about how your son attacked my daughter.’ he stated casually while turning to look at the headmaster.

    ‘Weren’t you…?’ his smile was polite but his glare threatened with utter destruction of this building and mr Amerson‘s career.

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  2. Rec 28

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    Do. Not. Participate.

    In which Tarn gets some use out of one of those undergrad general education courses.

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    "This thing?" Lockdown asked as he pulled out the shining blue fragment from subspace. Prowl tensed, prepared to take it from the bounty hunter by force should he (inevitably) need to. "Don't see what all the hype is, but ol' Megs has put a pretty price tag on these little curios."

    A tall warehouse stood behind Lockdown, and to the mech's left was a street light. The collateral damage of their fight would be minimal.

    "Course, if some other pretty thing were to make an offer, I might be willin' to listen," Lockdown continued. "I think we both already know you've got somethin' I want. And if I've got something you want? Think we both know that too."

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  4. Rec 29

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    “You know, it just occurred to me that dropping you in seawater would be a more effective interrogation technique than the prod,” Megatron said. “What do you think?”

    “I don’t like that plan,” Optimus admitted. “Because I really don’t know where Elita-One is. I also don’t condone torture.”

    The made it to the hallway, which was equally flooded, and then to the elevator, which became equally flooded as its doors opened.

    “Where are you taking me?” Optimus asked.

    “Somewhere,” Megatron helpfully replied. “Press button 4. My servo is busy with your aft.”

    So it was. Optimus pressed button 4.

     

    Megop week day 6 Legendary/Cozy

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  5. Rec 90

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    “Well, you see, my lord; what would you say is the driving force of your magnificent cause? The thing that keeps a Decepticon’s spark warm even in the coldest of nights?”

    Megatron lets out a cackle, the answer so simple, it comes forth without command. “Hatred! For the Autobots!”

    A nano-klik passes.

    “And for complete control of Cybertron and the great wide galaxy! Everybody knows that!” Megatron continues.

    Shockwave nods in approval. “Of course. However, from what you have described, it appears that that very source of hatred is no longer sufficient in keeping the armies satisfactorily rallied. It’s deathly unfortunate, but not every mech can be as noble and focused as you, my lord. After all these millennia, something new must be introduced to keep them on their pedes. And that’s where my latest invention comes into play.” Gesturing to the weapon held in Megatron’s grasp, Shockwave announces his achievement with a flourish.

    “Introducing, the Love-botimiser 9000!”

     

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    Aka the fic where Starscream inadvertently becomes Shockwave’s test subject, making it all Soundwave’s problem somehow

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