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This Has Been A Test of the Emergency Broadcast System by LHommeFatale
Fandoms: WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Mar 2021
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“No,” the mother replied, letting her power bleed into her eyes and the orbs of unrefined power growing bigger in her palms. The witch was broken from her brief reverie when she became aware of the mother’s power being focused.
“Oh honeybun,” the witch tightened her magical hold. “That was the wrong answer.” And with a flick of her wrists…
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- Part 3 of Shenanigans
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This Has Been Wanda Maximoff, Signing Off by LHommeFatale
Fandoms: WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Mar 2021
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“Take it,” Wanda barely had to think before making her decision. “I don’t care how, just… take it away from me.”
Wanda felt Vision quickly approaching.
“Hurry,” Wanda lessened her powers from her palms and walked towards Agatha in desperation. “Tell me what to do.”
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- Part 2 of Shenanigans
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"And if I am? What shall you do if you stand in my way?" The mother's voice wavered, unused to threats, still raw from the recently relived reruns. Wanda could play the mother. Her magic pulsed stronger despite her apprehension. "Give them back. Give my children back to me."
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- Part 1 of Shenanigans
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“I was thinking,” Hayden says slowly, carefully, “that it might be nice to add Lily to the WAG group chat? He couldn’t come to events or anything still, and he’d have to go by Lily, but it might be… nice? A way for him to— to be a part of things.”
Jackie sits back in her seat, taking a sip of coffee as she considers her husband’s proposal.
It wasn’t a terrible idea. It’d involve lying to all the other WAGs, but Jackie wasn’t too bothered by that. If Shane ever decided to come out, they would either understand or they wouldn’t—a line that would probably pretty closely mirror those who would be okay with Shane being gay and those who wouldn’t. And those who wouldn’t—well, fuck them anyway.
“That does sound like it might be nice,” Jackie finally says, smiling when Hayden immediately sits up straighter at her approving words.
“Yeah?” Hayden checks anyways.
“Yeah,” Jackie says.
Or, despite his refusal to let her add him to the WAG group chat, Jackie manages to quickly befriend Shane’s boyfriend. It takes longer for her to understand exactly what that means.
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- Part 2 of The Lily Files
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26 Mar 2026
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What the Beat Reporter Didn't Tweet by notlayingroses
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jan 2026
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Shane was still looking at Casey cautiously. He was probably worried that she was going to tweet about this.
“I’m not going to tweet about this,” she said, like an idiot. Shane stiffened further, and Ilya snorted.
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Five things the Cens beat reporter DIDN'T tweet in Shane and Ilya's first year together on the Cens, and one major thing that she did.
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- Part 4 of The Cens Beat Reporter
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26 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov Break the Internet by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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[An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]
@NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true.
Posted on February 12 2:30 pm
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@ssmith20 wut?
@rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.
@luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane
@hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.
@shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right?
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22 Mar 2026
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Set after The Long Game
A few years after Shane has joined the Ottawa Centaurs, captained by his husband, he does a Wired Autocomplete Interview where he accidentally gives away a few shocking facts that hockey fans had not been privy to prior to that point (including, perhaps, what went down during his fight with Scott Hunter all those years ago and maybe also that he and Ilya had been seeing each other for a lot longer than most people expected) and then he has to learn to deal with the internet storm that followed, along with some annoying reactions from friends and family.
Including: lots of teasing, lame jokes, cursing, viral tweets, trending hashtags and one exasperated Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of The Wired Saga
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22 Mar 2026
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"You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.
"What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard
"Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"
"Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.
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Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.
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07 Feb 2026