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    “We should get married.”
    “Hmm?” Stiles said distractedly, a pen between his teeth as he scrolled.
    “Stiles,” Derek said patiently, “we should get married.”
    Finally hearing him, Stiles turned his head and spat his pen into his hand. “Okay?”
    “If anything happens to me, everything I have, all my money and property and the cars all go to Peter. If we got married, it would go to you. Peter would hate that.”
    Stiles snorted. “Sure, dude, just let me know the date and time and I’ll be there.”
    They grinned at each other as the sound of something breaking came from Peter’s room, and that was that.

     

     

     

    OR that time Derek proposed and Stiles agreed but he was the only one who thought it was a joke.

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    02 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The discovery that I am so into "didn't know we were dating" plot lines. They are sweet and stupid and I love them.

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    He feels the physical embodiment of devastated, his already too strung-out mind struggling to wall up all the hurt, the rejection—he takes a deep shuddering breath and looks down at the shredded skin on his arms, at the sluggish way they’re weakly healing.

    There is nothing, nothing he wants more than to have Derek sweep in and make everything all better. He should have known, though, that something like that would never happen to him.

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    Stiles accidentally gets bitten, and everything goes to hell.

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    14 Dec 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The only Werewolf!Stiles fanfic I fuck with and I fuck with it hard. The angst and resolution is so satisfying.

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    “Hey, Stiles. You know how they say that kids crave the approval of the more emotionally distant parent?”

    Frowning, Stiles put his revolution-related curiosity on hold and swiveled his chair around. Scott was draped across the bed, head hanging over the edge so he could watch Stiles upside down. His textbook was abandoned and his expression was perfectly innocent.

    “I have heard that said before, yes. Why?"

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    02 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute, hilarious, and now I like Liam so much more. This is also the perfect depiction of the Sciles bromance.

  4. Rec 32

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    "And I was just thinking how fucking weird it is to think of you and Stiles kissing. Not like, cause you're gay or anything."

    "Bisexual," Derek interrupted, waving Scott's protests away and motioning for him to continue, cheeks going a frightening shade of maroon at his own words.

    "But like, that's my best friend. And you're my like - Derek."

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    Scott goes looking for answers, but instead comes to some new realizations and to the image of Derek making out with his best friend in his head. Ew.

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    12 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wholesome fools all around. Love the end, absolutely iconic <3

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    “C’mon,” Stiles whispered against his lips, “take me out to eat and show me you can provide for me.”

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    24 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The best use of the miscommunication trope, phenomenal stuff.