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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    It’s the summer of 1969, and a sex-addicted alien entity inhabits overwrought sales associate Martha Jones.

    The Doctor — part-time paperhanger — keeps her alive the only way he can.

    Sequel to Informed Consent.

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    02 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    The title says it all.

    That's the story of how I give no fucks about my assignments or quizzes but sit down to teach all I know at what-the-fuck AM on AO3. And it is fucking worth it.

    Basically a sleepless motherfucker is trying to teach Ancient Egyptian. Thank you so fucking much for motivating me to actually attempt such a thing. You are all kind souls.

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    𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖
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    27 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    但这是一个幸福的故事,男孩在暂时的结局里如愿获得了所有他想要的东西。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    23 Apr 2025

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    23 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    The noise is loudest as he stands in front of their bedroom door. Perhaps a bit cruelly, he waits there for just a moment. He knows the rhythm of Grian’s body like the back of his hand by now. He knows what it means when his voice pitches upwards like that, words coming out closer to babbling. He reminds himself to breathe.

    or, Mumbo gets cucked

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    15 Sep 2024