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I would never stoop so low as to make a British teeth joke. I have more creative integrity than that. by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jul 2020
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Rose and Dirk talk for the first time.
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05 Jul 2020
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The girls take Dave and Karkat's clothes to wash them in the mean time Karkat find himself pantless and Dave can't control his wandering eyes.
I'm orphaning this work even though I still love it. I'm just much further in my writing career now, and I'm trying to clean up my Ao3 to make it more succinct.
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05 Jul 2020
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You are Karkat Vantas and you cannot touch lest you kill.
You are John Egbert, and you do not realise this.
[Superbia drabbles ported from tumblr.]
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- Part 3 of Superbia Drabbles
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05 Jul 2020
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Dave wrecks Karkats favourite sweater and gets punished for it, but Dave does not find it a punishment as much as a pleasure.
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22 Jun 2020
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Non Canonical Earth C universe where June is president and Vriska is there
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17 Jun 2020
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Kink Spinner Shenanigans by Apiaristic, davies-dokis (dokidavies), dokidavies, Nuhmarika
Fandom Homestuck
10 Apr 2020
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Kinks picked at random and churned out one after another
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27 May 2020
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“You can sit in my lap if you want, as long as you’re quiet.”
"Are you joking? What? All I said was that you wouldn't shut up even if someone sat on you. Meaning that even if I did take up your dumb offer, you'd probably keep talking until you had a gag in your dumb mouth."
“My lap, my mouth, you can sit wherever you want.” He puts his middle and pointer fingers in a V and sticks his tongue out between them, in a lewd human gesture he has no idea if Karkat will understand or not. “Gag me yourself, coward.”
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- Part 1 of Kink Spinner Shenanigans
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27 May 2020
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“You can sit in my lap if you want, as long as you’re quiet.”
"Are you joking? What? All I said was that you wouldn't shut up even if someone sat on you. Meaning that even if I did take up your dumb offer, you'd probably keep talking until you had a gag in your dumb mouth."
“My lap, my mouth, you can sit wherever you want.” He puts his middle and pointer fingers in a V and sticks his tongue out between them, in a lewd human gesture he has no idea if Karkat will understand or not. “Gag me yourself, coward.”
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- Part 1 of Kink Spinner Shenanigans
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27 May 2020
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Dave and Karkat have their usual hang out session and play UNICLR this time around. However, Dave has a dumb idea and Karkat has to deal with it. Like always.
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26 May 2020
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Dirk tries on Dave's shades and Karkat doesn't notice.
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26 May 2020
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“Your swordworks sloppy,” she says, along with a very deliberate slight smirk.
He takes two steps, his long legs eating up the ground between them, and he swings at her without hesitation. She brings up her sword to block. He telegraphs his movements so obviously. The hit reverberates through her bones, it’s so fucking heavy.
He snarls into her face. “You fight like a bird. All flighty and light.”
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26 May 2020
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26 May 2020
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Denial feels a lot like a hand down your pants at three in the morning.
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26 May 2020
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KARKAT: WHAT'S SO HOT ABOUT ALIENS ANYWAY?
DAVE: dude everything
DAVE: do you need me to spell it out for youBookmarked by Lazartes
26 May 2020
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The Beta Party goes up against an Enemy they were not expecting to find and Dave gets injured.
Close nearby, a grumpy tavern owner and his friends help them.
Except the help involves a Hallucinogenic Potion.
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26 May 2020
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Deleted scenes, all based on my fic "Dave: Tell Them About The Quadrants".
Chapters that are explicit will have a fair warning at the start of the chapter.
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- Part 2 of Dave: Kiss The Troll Boy
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25 May 2020
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After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.
Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.
Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???Series
- Part 1 of Dave: Kiss The Troll Boy
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24 May 2020
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A game of Too Hot ends with the victory of a hot-blooded boy and the concession of a cool-skinned girl.
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23 May 2020
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“Dave.”
“Supreme Leader Karkat.”
“You mean to tell me that every single one of you knows all the lyrics to Salt ‘N Pepa’s Shoop?”
“You don't?”
“Dave. It's a song about sucking dick.”
“So you DO.”
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Karkat and Dave are the only sober ones after Vriska's party and try to get everyone home safe.
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22 May 2020
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With Dave's birthday rolling around, Rose get's together a few people for a special birthday surprise.
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19 May 2020