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    Hamilton watches George Washington's inauguration thinking he'll see the beginning of a new nation. He's right—just not in the way he expected. Instead of watching Washington rally for the colonies' independence, he witnesses the start of the end of the world. The colonies' leaders are taken out in one fell swoop. Within a week, the English have abandoned them to protect their homeland. Months later find Hamilton alone, surviving for the sake of surviving. A chance encounter with two former politicians gives him the promise of surviving a little more successfully; a chance encounter with the infected gives him the chance to save the country.

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    06 Dec 2020

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    This is a tale of the impossible. Of impossible gods, and impossible love, conquering impossible odds. I tell it from my own memory, and the memory of my loved ones. It is, according to Thoth, impossible to get an accurate description of events from non-objective observers. But I am the God of Impossible things, and have been asked to tell the story of how I became so. The stories of how Horus became the King of the Gods, how the afterlife was forever changed and how Creation was almost consumed by Apophis, are all intertwined with my own. It involves betrayal, loss, hope and love. I hear all the best stories do. And perhaps it is because this is my own story, but I do believe it is one of the best. Horus agrees, of course. I shall tell it, and let you decide for yourself. 

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    If you enjoyed Gods of Egypt but thought it could have done itself and the stories of Ancient Egypt more justice, then you'll (hopefully) enjoy this.

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    28 Jan 2020

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    The war was over. Sasuke was still an idiot, but they were mostly getting over that. Everyone else was just trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy in the era after facing the Juubi and losing so much. Hatake Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, but that's what he became. With that comes enemies.

    During an ambush, Naruto jumps in front of a jutsu that would tear his former sensei's soul from his body. The jutsu begins to tear Kurama away instead. In a desperate bid to save both his and Naruto's life, Kurama does something almost as unpredictable as his host. He tries to send them back in time a day. This would have worked fine, except Kurama might have...overshot things a bit.

    Oh, wow, is that a chibi Naruto running around? What year is it again?

    Jiraiya begins hearing rumors of a man called the "Lost Uzumaki" that has made a seismic debut on the shinobi world stage. The only thing is that S-class nin don't just pop out of nowhere...usually. Jiraiya is sent to track down the nin and determine his loyalties. His new life depends on a good impression. The good thing is that Uzumaki Naruto's true superpower is his ability to talk even the most unwilling into submission. Meet Uzumaki Kuniharu!

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    15 Dec 2019

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    The cage has been opened but no trace of Lucifer. At the same time Gabriel aka Loki is challenged by another Trickster, creating lots of chaos.

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    02 Jun 2019

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    “Peter! This is Harley. Harley, Peter.”

    “Holy shit.”

    “So you’re Tony’s other kid.”

     

    or, the parkner au-ish that no one asked for.

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    27 Apr 2019