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The thing about Lifesteal, was that people got hurt. It was something everyone accepted, part of the contract they signed themselves into. Sometimes they got hurt badly. Clown should know that one, because he was normally the one hurting them.
But sometimes, it just hit different.
Turns out, it's easy to underestimate what a sonic boom kill from a warden can do to a human body. And its even easier for Clown to blame himself for it all.
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- Part 34 of Bella's Clownzy works
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15 Dec 2025
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"I need you to do my makeup for me, Branzy."
And. Every single gear in Branzy's brain just ground to an absolute stop. There were several glaring issues with this proposition from Clown, for example the fact that Clownpierce just asked him to do his fucking makeup. What the fuck. Maybe if he runs to the window he'll see a flying pig.
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or; Branzy does Clown's makeup. And promptly has a mental breakdown over it.
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12 Dec 2025
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they make an odd pair; a killer and a would-be victim, a liar and an honest man.
traitors and rebels and murderers.
branzy, who longs for strength and vengeance and blood, and clown who longs for warmth and compassion and kindness.
no one walks out of that deal happier.or, trust, strength and weakness, and all that can be made of it.
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- Part 2 of coup de grâce
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11 Dec 2025
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“Uh… um. Me? Oh that’s, hah. That’s-” they stumble over their words, voice only going higher in panic.
Clown simply crouches down in front of them, leaning into their space. It’s hilarious how quickly they pull back, jamming themselves into a corner. And now that he’s closer, and his eyes have adjusted to the dark, he can make out a familiar purple and black suit. Gloves with hearts running up them. But most damning of all, white hair. This is Carnival. A villain known for collecting debts like they’re trinkets. For selling information to the highest bidder. For coveting the ability to bring people back from beyond the dead. The very same person Clown has tried to challenge before, and failed. This is him.
“You can’t be Carnival. You’re so… weak” he says.
Or, the one in which Clown is both a vigilante and an assassin, Branzy is a villain and the most valuable informant in the city, and both of them are trapped in a room together by a common enemy
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- Part 3 of How to be a Gentleman
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28 Nov 2025
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Branzycraft is a kept man. The sky is blue. Water makes things wet. Things that should be simple, known facts of life.
Which is to say, Branzy has no idea how the people around him right now are so oblivious as to kidnap him. They can’t be older than college age. Clown won't care their age, only their audacity. Fucking idiots with death wishes, the lot of 'em.
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- Part 4 of freak4freak
Bookmarked by Lemoncord
29 Nov 2025