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SBURBFAN947'S ANY% SBURB V1.1.82.5212 SINGLE-PLAYER SPEEDRUN NOTES by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Apr 2012
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The summary notes for Sburbfan947's 1:06:20 Sburb speedrun. While the single-player mod was controversial at the time, the Sburb speedrunning community now considers the difficulty of coordinating a client and server to be more than is reasonable.
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11 Jul 2018
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Damara is sitting with half a lunch table all to herself, working her way through a pile of fruit cups. She has bruises on all her knuckles, a totally illegal cigarette tucked behind one ear, and is just basically incredibly scary.
“Hi!” you say, sitting down beside her. “Hello there. Good morning. I’m Jade. Nice to meet you. How about this weather, huh?”
“Join our coven!” Feferi says, because she is a prime time dorkus.
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23 Feb 2017
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09 Feb 2017
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Let There Be Light by alysongreaves, rememberwhenyoutried (alysongreaves)
Fandom Homestuck
06 Apr 2014
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You're not sure you can take another smile from Kanaya, knowing that after you say what you have to say she might decide to make this your last conversation ever. You spend a moment taking her in properly – her soft grey skin, her one hooked horn, her fangs that always seem to find a way to sit on her lower lip – and decide that even if she never talks to you again you'll have been glad to have known such a remarkable person for as long as you have.
No more messing around. This is it.
"Kanaya, I'm a girl."
And she frowns and you want to die.
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18 Sep 2016
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TT: It's strange.
TT: If anyone were to ask me now if I were certain I was female, then yes, of course I'd tell them I was.
TT: And it would be the truth.
TT: But I seem to have doubts about my certainty itself.
TT: As if, having torn apart my head in order to discover an identity that fit...
TT: I also voided the warranty.
TG: but you got your answer right
---It's hard being a kid dealing with gender issues. It's hard and you have no idea if anyone understands.
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28 Feb 2016
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The Coalition states for the record that it considers Her Imperious Condescension, Empress of Alternia and its conquered territories a Criminal, a Liability to her own people, an immature brat unfit for power, a Crazy Old Bat and an Abuser, and we do hereby charge her with Corruption, Corruption of Minors, Exploitation, Exploitation of Minors, Slavery, Slavery of Minors, Indoctrination, Indoctrination of Minors, Violation of the Prime Directive and Violation of seventy percent of the Chart of Universal Rights for the Sapient Species, and we declare to unanimously hold her in Contempt.
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- Part 2 of The Golden Age
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27 May 2015
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How Karkat Vantas Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Con Air by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Mar 2011
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"John and Karkat rope each other into having an intense slumber party movie night. Popcorn, sleeping bags, the works."
The moment Karkat sees the sleeping bags, John sees him change his mind.
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23 Jan 2015
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Picture This by chthonianCrocuta (lovesthesoundof) for Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jan 2015
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There are no photographs of your childhood.
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- English
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23 Jan 2015
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tentacleTherapist's SBURB Walkthrough v6.0 (December 4, 2011) by liquidCitrus
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Nov 2011
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April 13, 2009.
This was the day I installed Sburb, left the Child, Role and Aspect generators on random, and received portraits of four children that reminded me uncannily of myself and my best friends. Assuming you haven’t been living under a rock for the past two years, their names will be familiar: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley.
In this universe, Sburb is a game and Homestuck is fictional, but EB, TT, TG and GG are still intact, and Rose writes a very different walkthrough as a result.
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21 Aug 2014
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How do you adjust to a normal life after living through the end of the world? At the expense of whoever is foolish enough to date you apparently. You meet the strangest boy, the most Amazing Girl. You meet Rose Lalonde in college and John Egbert in Bolivia and all of them are a little off, a little broken, a little wrong in exactly the same way.
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21 Aug 2014
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Remember when Nepeta introduced Terezi to Flight Rising and Terezi got absolutely obsessed? For HSWC Bonus Round 1. A response to a prompt by Dreamwidth user fickle.
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- Part 5 of HSWC 2014 Bonus Round 1
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- 640
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20 Aug 2014
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Oh my god this is perfect and hilarious and adorable
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Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.
Not you.
When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.
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31 May 2012
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You aren’t Jade Harley. Jade Harley doesn’t exist.
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- Part 1 of Post-Sburb
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04 Apr 2012
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The trolls win their game and claim the Ultimate Reward, with no Bec Noir to screw everything up and no asteroid to go stir-crazy on. Upon entering the new universe as gods, however, they discover that the native alien mythology implies a very different sequence of events.
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- Part 1 of Universe in a Klein Bottle
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03 Apr 2012
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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11 Mar 2012
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freaking awesome and scary by turns, but what else should one expect when it involves legislacerators and subjugglators in the same rooms together?
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Vriska does not stop John from prototyping with the doll. As a result, the kids and the trolls both have to deal with being stuck in a doomed timeline.
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07 Mar 2012
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Mobius Primary Color Double Reacharound by JumpingJackFlash for VastDerp
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Feb 2012
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Those fucking humans. You remember. They won. They won everything. They even won you. Won all of you back from your dead-end fucking universe and took you with them into their reality-spraining victory. Cheating nookstains didn’t even fight; they won by ‘shenanigans’, that peculiarly human trick of winning-by-not-playing. And in that inside-out, backwards way of theirs, they never even considered keeping all the spoils for themselves.
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- English
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- 30/?
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05 Mar 2012
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Karkat Vantas is a 6 sweeps old troll with a secret so big it could shake the very foundations of the Alternian Empire. But now the purrbeast is out of the bag, and the heretics who follow the teachings of his Ancestor rush to send their Messiah to the safety of a planet so distant, it knows nothing of Alternia.
Meanwhile, Karkat hates his life and these stupid old squatters and his ancestor and pretty much everything there ever was in the world of forever. Platonically.
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- Part 3 of Cultstuck
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- English
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- 81,239
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- 20/20
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05 Mar 2012
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Public transportation: not colorful enough.
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19 Feb 2012
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Flawless Scourge Sisters is flawless. This is D3L1C1OUS and 8eautiful and I <33333333 it!!!!!!!!
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Dave Strider is 17 years old, reckless, sarcastic, and missing. At least, he is until he shows up on the doorstop of one Rose Lalonde, looking rather worse for wear and with a very interesting story to tell.
Assuming anyone can get him to talk about it.
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19 Feb 2012
