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Nazi has a panic attack and goes to Ancom for help?????
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You know what? fuck you *becomes a mop* by Lizards0ck
Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)
01 Nov 2022
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red guy gets tired of having a body and decides to detach his head and become mop
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Their planet was forgotten—destroyed, someone had told them. They were taken a very long time ago, taken and held down and beaten to submission. The more time they waste, the worst. One day they'd grow too weak to do anything—one day they wouldn't be able to even stand. Then, their leg broke. Moon thinks they broke more than that. And when they no longer felt it hurt, they knew they had waited too long to do anything. It was already too late. Until it really isn't.
(In which you get hit by a car, punch someone in the face, and self-sign yourself as a caretaker to two aliens.)
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A thing appears in their kitchen to teach them about mindfulness.
Duck is skeptical.
Yellow is delighted.
All Red knows is for once in his life, he'd like to feel good.
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13 Nov 2022
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A year after the fire, Fazbear Entertainment graciously announces its plans to reopen the grand Pizzaplex installment bigger and better than ever, causing a stir amongst everyone nation-wide, including your small, mundane town, set in the outskirts of anything modern, luxurious or relevant. As a mundane civilian of said town with other things to worry about, you barely wink an eye. Rent is a constant nuisance to meet, one of your jobs might get terminated, raising three siblings zaps both time and energy, and coming to terms with the fact you never grew up to be somebody in life becomes an impossibility every other day.
Nonsense like Fazbear Entertainment has never been something to think about.
That is… well, until you mistakenly bring one– sorry, two– of its titular characters home and add more problems to your list.
Can’t catch a break, can you?
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25 Apr 2022
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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After the incident that nearly destroyed the Pizzaplex, you've been hired to help try and get one of their more unpredictable animatronics back in working order.
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A self-indulgent Moon (and Sun) centered fix-it fic. Miiight be a /Reader slow-burn, too.