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crack fic treated serious
Hyena becomes a K9 unit or whatever its called if its military instead of police and she fallls in love with john Price and also sometimes she is a person i guess -
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Karl’s house is always freezing, his friends often complained that just stepping into his home made them worried they would lose a toe to frost bite. As the host of this frozen kingdom, it only fair he makes sure everyone else is as comfortable as possible.
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I think about you a lot. Too much, maybe. This isn’t poetry, it’s just me. And you.
…Mostly you.
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If It Bites, Try Tapping It on the Snout by GoodyGumDrops
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Feb 2026
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There you were...Drenched in coagulating blood and smelling of bile and fear—reeking of flowers and fertile fruit, dangling helplessly like an unholy sacrifice.
Prey. Ripe for picking.
He could taste it through the gaping maw hidden beneath his glorified muzzle.
(Post-apocalyptic alternate universe with Monster-Ghost and Civilian Reader with horrendous survival skills)
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27 Aug 2025
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Jonathan Price owns the ranch that neighbours your family's.
You've got a bad habit of hopping the fence between them, snooping and stealing, leaving little traces of your misbehaviour behind. What happens when you poke the bear?
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29 Sep 2024
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John's lived through plenty of rut seasons by now. He's been enamored many times, but this is different. Mainly because he isn't in a rut, sure, but also because his bear isn't usually so focussed on one singular potential mate. A parade of half the fat, fertile women in the state could wander by outside his bay window right now and John doesn't think he'd so much as lift his nose in beastly assessment. Why would he? He's got the juiciest rabbit he could ever dream of right here, eating off his plate like a good, docile little creature.
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- Part 1 of Alive Again
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27 Apr 2024
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The brass rolls out a new initiative to boost moral and keep pheromone-induced scuffles to a minimum amongst the troops.
A sudden death in the family and a late-onset presentation lands you in the hands of Task Force 141 as their service omega.
You think you know how it’s going to go- you’d heard the horror stories at the training facility.
You’re proven right in some ways, but wrong in many others.
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05 Oct 2023
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Sharp Teeth by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Mar 2023
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Deadpool’s hand drops from Peter’s jaw and wraps around one of his wrists, guiding a sharp claw to slice through the soldier’s bottom lip. His tongue runs over the cut, licking up the blood, and a manic glee spreads across his face.
“First blood, Webs. Bet you just fucked the odds.” Peter can smell the rich, copper scent of it and it makes him dizzy. Deadpool drags Peter to his feet, swiping at the cut and smearing blood down toward the corner of his jaw. Peter tracks the movement with his eyes. “Now, kill me.”
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Peter and Deadpool have been held in captivity by radical religious extremists for weeks. The gladiator-style fights the radicals force Deadpool into have some unintended consequences and Peter finds himself between a rock and hard place. How far is he willing to go to escape?
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- Part 3 of Songs for the Zombie Apocalypse
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14 Mar 2023