LyingTurtle
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Alana Maxwell is extremely observant of her coworkers. Especially when they have sex in front of her.
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Kepler and Maxwell need to have a discussion.
It shouldn't involve yelling but it does.
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- Part 10 of Goddard Business Casual
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Jacobi wants to learn something new.
Kepler would like it if he stopped talking.
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Kepler finds something on his desk and decides to yell about it.
Caution for spilt coffee and airing some dirty laundry.
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- Part 9 of Goddard Business Casual
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Maxwell gets an unwelcome email.
Kepler and Jacobi turn into assholes when they think something is funny.
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- Part 8 of Goddard Business Casual
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24 Nov 2025
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you reach for the drawer on your left instead, brushing aside a handful of broken pens, three crumpled receipts, and fish-gutting knife, before finally settling on a recently-swiped clay garrote, which you hold delicately in your hands, marveling at the sharpness of the wire, and how much more interesting it would look strung around some poor bastard’s un-anticipating throat, cutting deep through layers of red until there’s nothing left but a quiet, strangled gurgling in the air.
but there is no thief or killer strolling through your door, only kepler, who is both a thief and killer and yet somehow so transcendent of those titles that he has become something else entirely, another breed, and you worship his every awful move he makes.
(or, kepler gets hurt, and jacobi lends a hand.)
Bookmarked by LyingTurtle
18 Oct 2025
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Kepler said, with a short, confident laugh, "I don't know if you've forgotten in your brand new virus-founded idiocracy, but Dr. Maxwell and I put together are pretty damn smart. Pretty damn smart. I'm sure we can handle one job without you."
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18 Oct 2025
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Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
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24 Mar 2025
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"You know," Kepler said. "In ancient Greece, all the men did their business in the bath houses."
Jacobi snorted. "That can't be true."
"It is. That was where they would conduct their meetings. I find that very beautiful."
"I find that very unsanitary."
OR: It's spa day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10 Mar 2025