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Terezi has everything now. A world to be god of, a kingdom to rule, a very (perhaps overly) full red quadrant, and possibly maybe even an idiot that might come around to hating her properly one of these days.
One thing's missing though. And whether anyone else likes it or not, she's got to go find her.
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or, Sloppy Home Runs
Just like any other good red-blooded American teenage male, Dave has reached that special time in his life where he desperately wants to bury his gun in his girlfriend's holster. But there's a few problems with that plan - like that America no longer exists, or the human universe for that matter, and that the Texan public school system has left him the exact opposite of mentally or emotionally prepared to deal with extraterrestrial anatomical differences.
Yep, that's right, I'm adding to the pile of Dave overcoming his internalized homophobia in the name of becoming a better person but mostly in the name of getting laid fics. What can I say, an OTP can make you do crazy things. -
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After walking in on her in the shower, Karkat can't get Terezi out of his head, no matter how hard he tries. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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"WH4T 1S 1T TH4T YOU H4V3 JOURN3Y3D 4LL TH3 W4Y FROM TH3 RUMPUSBLOCK COLON13S TO SP34K W1TH M3 ABOUT COMM1S1OM3DDL3R M4RY4M?"
"You Need To Stop Flipping Black On Your Matesprit"Finding someone to fill painfully vacant quadrants with gets even more complicated when there's only five and a half members of your species left alive.
In which Kanaya and Terezi have a long talk about the latter's recent treatment of Dave (including but not limited to his recent untimely and unnecessary, albeit temporary, demises) and about growing up, and wind up contemplating just about every remotely plausible relationship opportunity for either of them in the process. A lot more serious than this makes it sound.
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- Part 16 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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By a year and a half into the journey, Dave and Karkat’s useless squabbling has become a spectator sport among the girls, because frankly there’s not much else to do. Add a six pack of cider and this wake cycle might actually be entertaining.
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- Part 18 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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The saga in which four trolls, two humans, and a mayor voyage through space on a meteor, and two humans, two sprites who were once human, and numerous NPCs voyage through the yellow yard, all journeying towards the new session. During the course of this trip there are numerous deaths and revivals of the god tier humans, relationships between Dave and Terezi, and Karkat and Gamzee both fall apart. Meanwhile, a new moirallegience emerges between Dave and Karkat, the latter of whom spends almost a year preventing the human from realising this relationship exists. Meanwhile, Kanaya and Rose's relationship moves forward as Kanaya discovers that human versions of love sometimes break troll quadrants. There is also fear, in Gamzee, who remains hidden in the air vents but appears every few perigees to wreak havoc on the meteor. Numerous films are watched and cultures shared, bringing the trolls and humans closer together in ways that are not dissimilar to the human emotion known as friendship. Throughout all of this, Can Town experiences no major disruptions other than the regularly scheduled scalemate attacks. But despite all of these shenanigans over the course of one and a half sweeps, the Mayor remains a universal constant.
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Indigo Plateau Crack!Verse by Lyraeon
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
24 Jun 2012
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Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.
Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)
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02 Dec 2016
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Magnetic Wodka has more side-effects than you'd expect. Fortunately, John and Jade are enterprising and adventurous souls willing to help Karkat explore them.
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02 Dec 2016
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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oneshot, plus a couple of ficlet sequels.Bookmarked by Lyraeon
02 Dec 2016
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It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.
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- Part 4 of the family you choose
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02 Dec 2016
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Dave suggests a threesome with his matesprit Terezi and his moirail Karkat, and is left a little surprised by just how much they run with it, in more ways than one. Commission for Lyraeon.