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    Ilya Rozanov has a gift.

    He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.

    Shane Hollander has a problem.

    His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.

    After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Shane accidentally destroys his phone during the 2014 MLH Awards in Las Vegas. When Rozanov refuses to kiss or speak with him after they hook up, Shane decides to stop trying to make their not-relationship work. He doesn’t bother telling Rozanov. After all, Rozanov won’t care—he’s made that very, very clear.

    (Ilya cares. A lot.)

    or, shane drops his phone down an elevator shaft. it changes everything.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    It takes a minute for him to realize something.

    “Hey, I’m an omega.”

    It’s not like he forgets he’s an omega. He’s all too familiar with the nasty business of slicked up thighs, dirty sheets, the wafting of the last remnants of heat. He just. Spends a lot of time wishing he wasn’t one.

    “I know that, Shane.” He blinks. He forgot Hayden was there, for a second.

    He doesn’t hate his designation. He just… thinks it’d be so much easier to not spend three days with his legs spread and his hole wet, aching for something outside of himself to fill him oh so good.

    He clears his throat. “I could provide a sample?”

     

    OR the nhl runs an incentive program for its top players to motivate them to win. clothing worn by the omega of their choosing will be sent to them throughout the season to encourage and/or soothe them. alphas that win the cup get a chance to meet their scent-picked omega companion and share a rut or heat cycle.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.

    Or, hopefully, her son.

    “Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”

    Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.

    (how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)

    (chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)

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    06 Jul 2026