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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Clark destresses with his other half

    Hilarity ensues.

    EDIT: Went in and fixed some typos, misspellings, and whatever errors I saw. Hope this makes viewer enjoyment a bit better!! ^_^

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    09 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Clark descends into madness after his sexual fantasies go out of control. Mary seeks to find him after he misses his therapy sessions and uncovers something gayer than she ever imagined.

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    06 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Clark is forced to confront his feelings.

    Or, actually, just some of them. Mainly the "horny" part.

    Set after the events of Fly on the Wall

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    06 Oct 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “I don’t want to fight—”
    He cut himself off. This theatrics... it had happened before. Just like Majima’s "Zombie" or "Cop" versions kept popping up, this was Goromi’s second appearance. The first time they’d met, Kiryu had played along — hadn’t thrown punches right away. He’d actually had fun. That thought was interrupted by her voice again, sensing the hesitation in his tone.
    “Let’s not fight then, for now! I brought beer[...]”
    [...] The idea that things might unfold just like last time reassured him: they’d drink, chat, then go outside and beat the hell out of each other, as usual. Not a bad plan for the night, all things considered.
    He turned to her, still serious, and sought eye contact, nodding slightly. Onto Goromi’s face, mustache and goatee framed a smug, almost devilish grin.

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    "So, uh, anyways," Jax started to say. He underwent a hasty retreat back towards his chair, eternally grateful for the table that stood between him and Caine. "We were talking about you and your hobbies, right? What were those again?"

    "I know what you're doing."

    (Or, how Jax and Caine's dinner date could have ended.)

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    29 Mar 2026