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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    “I fear this last incident, which was published in the Prophet last week leaves us no choice,” Dumbledore announced to the stunned student body. “After poor Mr Boot was carted to St. Mungo’s, the article written by Ms Skeeter created such an uproar that the Ministry had to step in and create a special curriculum covering the topic of sexual education. As this is a very particular curriculum, our Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge tells me that the only certified person to teach it is our High Inquisitor, Professor Umbridge. Therefore, she will cover the subject in her classes for all students third year and up.”

    Alternatively, what happens when hormonal teenagers are faced with a pink toad that refuses to answer their questions about puberty? And how far will they go to learn about Sex Ed?
    Inspired by the Mean Girl teacher that told a class full of teenagers they should not have sex or they would DIE.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Two weeks after Sirius Black falls through the Veil, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are staying at Grimmauld, going through Sirius' things with Remus.

    Two weeks after Sirius Black falls through the Veil, Regulus Black's head breaks above water.

    Dumbledore isn't going to be able to keep the same secrets when a resurrected Death Eater encounters two thirds of the future Golden Trio. But Voldemort's desire for immortality means his favored General is exceedingly interested in her cousin's return to life.

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    “Such magic is dark,” Remus breathed. “It isn’t even meant to exist. It would have required… I mean, a lot of blood, if this is blood magic… surely not…”

    Regulus sighed. Sirius had thought Remus’ stammering and wide eyes when his mind was overworking was cute. Reg disagreed. “Several human sacrifices,” he finished for him. “It would have taken several human sacrifices.” Their mother was certainly deranged enough to do it.

    “Is it reversible?” mini-Potter muttered.

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    01 Apr 2025

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    The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope.

     

    She is yours.
    If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers.
    Moony and Mary know.

     

    Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war.

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    22 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Alternate universe in which Ron cheated on Hermione (Sorry!) and she seeks to even the score with a hot guy from the bar (Draco). Little does she know he's her divorce lawyer.

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    14 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    One year after the battle; the Order had dwindled down to only a dozen available fighters. Hermione feels in over her head, the odds just keep stacking against her. Nearly everyone she loves is gone. She receives an owl offering help. But is this too good to be true? How will the others react? She's facing insurmountable odds. Will Draco Malfoy help or make things worse? She hasn't decided yet. But what she does know: It is very cathartic to punch Draco Malfoy in the face.

    The Battle of Hogwarts changed Draco Malfoy in ways he doesn't even know yet. His belief systems is crumbling. He has grown sick of being a Death Eater, sick of his father, and sick of living this shitty life. But maybe the way out is to move up through the ranks. In a last ditch effort to do something good he sent his owl away with a letter for the last person he thought he would ever speak to, Hermione Granger.

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    14 Aug 2022